Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Muppet » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:09 am

Yorkshire Exile wrote:
setting yer sights low with scotty is all I can say Muppet :oldgit:


Nowt wrong with knowing yer limitations doc :biker:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Muppet » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:11 pm

3 players down :doh: :surrender:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby tso » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:50 pm

Muppet wrote:3 players down :doh: :surrender:


about 7 with some of the other shite u picked :titter:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Muppet » Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:32 pm

Svinehoont :binky:

Edit:

Just in case 'some' pedantic coont complains about my spelling it should be Schweinehund :lol:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Muppet » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:20 pm

Used 1 transfer in my Hare team but have Digne and as I have a plan am reluctant to pull the trigger on him :beglee:

Its not rocket science to work out most points have come from the defence which I hope to stick to until prior to September 29th as a clean sheet against Man City is unlikely but wild horses wont drag out of me who that block defence is :baseball:

However I've no idea which block if any I'll switch to :binky:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby tso » Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:12 pm

My hare plan is ok on paper but shite if u switch to shite :OFFS:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby timmsy » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:36 pm

Flank 245 - What just what :dunno:
Pottsy 244
Talcy 242 - 25/1 :hmmm:
Timmsy 236
Clammers 228
Muppet 221
Minty 215
Maldini 209
Sweep 204
Rinky 193
Bobber 177
Weeman 176
Yani 176 It's OK he's got Origi in Tort
Scotty 148 :titter: :titter:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:20 am

Talcy on his last transfers. Flank has sheff utd defenders.

Nostrils pillar to post effort was short lived

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby tso » Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:17 am

I've only done a few in hare :oldgit:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Devilsweep » Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:36 am

Nil transfers - it's the new Sweep

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Schlocky » Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:19 pm

Yorkshire Exile wrote:Talcy on his last transfers. Flank has sheff utd defenders.

Nostrils pillar to post effort was short lived



na bobber, sheff utd defenders are in my premiership team :titter:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sun Aug 25, 2019 9:50 pm

FLANKIE'S HARE Kerry Petrie 345
Tortoise John Potts 333
Talcy Tortoise Kevin Duff 323
Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 321
Clam Torti Jennie Thorpe 317
Muppets Tortoise Tony Clist 302
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 299
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 294
Maldini Tortoise Paul Stringer 293
Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 283
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 273
weemans tortoise Glyn Petrie 264
Yani Tortoise Ian Brookings 258
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 230


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scotty finds ways to entertain himself as he continues to reinforce what a fluke winning tff actually was.
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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby timmsy » Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:08 am

Just to piss Flank off :titter:


Timmsy 452
Flank 447
Muppet 439
Pottsy 425
Talcy 417
Clammers 413
Maldini 396
Rinky 395
Yani 387
Weeman 383
Sweep 378
Bobber 360
Scotty 358
Minty 350

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:49 pm

No one with any sense would trust your maths.














Schlocky will be fuming

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby timmsy » Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:33 am

Yorkshire Exile wrote:No one with any sense would trust your maths.














Schlocky will be fuming



Its me not Si :roll:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Scotty » Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:24 am

Scotty's on the move :titter:

Already used 10 transfers though :hmmm:

Anyone else in the same boat ?

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:40 pm

are you talcy in disguise? :OFFS:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Muppet » Wed Sep 04, 2019 2:15 pm

2 so far :biker:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Muppet » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:23 am

Bad news for Sooty & Sweep :mrgreen:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:48 pm

Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 543
Tortoise John Potts 524
FLANKIE'S HARE Kerry Petrie 520
Talcy Tortoise Kevin Duff 517
Muppets Tortoise Tony Clist 507
Maldini Tortoise Paul Stringer 487
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 478
weemans tortoise Glyn Petrie 476
Clam Torti Jennie Thorpe 473
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 468
Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 447
Yani Tortoise Ian Brookings 443
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 438
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 437


Timmsy flying high. Which is surprising given his chronic health condition, struck down by blisters and a dicky knee
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Yorkie takes the only reasonable option after Scotty goes past him....

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby timmsy » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:22 pm

You'd hit the ground faster than that ya fat fk

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:17 pm

Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 654
Tortoise John Potts 625
FLANKIE'S HARE Kerry Petrie 603
Talcy Tortoise Kevin Duff 597
Muppets Tortoise Tony Clist 576
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 566
Yani Tortoise Ian Brookings 562
Maldini Tortoise Paul Stringer 549
weemans tortoise Glyn Petrie 545
Clam Torti Jennie Thorpe 545
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 542
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 529
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 495
Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 488


Timmsy leads and gives it the big un...

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Mintman saves Yorkies blushes

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Schlocky » Fri Sep 27, 2019 11:54 pm

is that how timmmmmmsy got his blisters? :binky:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby timmsy » Mon Oct 07, 2019 5:05 pm

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Special Mention for Flank only person to get a lower score with Hare than Tort
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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Tim Bisley » Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:30 am

I’ve surpassed myself this year with my Tortoise.

Dawson, Gomez, Pulisic and Fraser were inspired. :shock:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:36 am

Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 1007
Tortoise John Potts 888
Talcy Tortoise Kevin Duff 888
Muppets Tortoise Tony Clist 879
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 873
Yani Hare Ian Brookings 855
FLANKIE'S HARE Kerry Petrie 854
Clam Torti Jennie Thorpe 829
Maldini Tortoise Paul Stringer 820
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 813
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 808
Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 788
weemans tortoise Glyn Petrie 779
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 757


Timmsy leads :OFFS: although with Pukki having not scored since August surely his tortoise run is coming to an end...

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In mid-table a battle royale between fanfooty favourite (only) moderators Yani gets the better of Schlocky

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Meanwhile at the arse end of the table scotty looks to get the better of weeman

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Muppet » Mon Oct 28, 2019 2:15 pm

Hare John Pott 170 hard to lead all the way but not impossible so..............10/1 :albino: Shortened to 7/1 :hmmm:
Talcy Hare Kevin Duff 159 terrible record in this so.................................25/1 :tumble: Same points as Nostrils but how many transfers has he blown 16/1 :dunno:
Mint Hare Andy Waring 151 decent player...............................................8/1 :coffee2: Poor start 25/1 :mrgreen:
Clam Hare Jennie Thorpe 151 decent start but is she built for sprinting or marathons. 16/1 :hmmm: Looks like a sprinter 25/1 :blind:
FLANKIE'S TORTOISE Kerry Petrie 149 good record but he's still an antipodean coont......... :12/1 :mrgreen: Antipodean dwarf 16/1 :spliff:
Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 137 due a win but it might not be this season.......................20/1 :timmsy: Front runner going well 4/1 :horse2:
Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 131 form horse so a tight..............................................5/1 :Isay: Toooo busy counting his money 14/1 :coffee2:
RINKY HARE Andrew Hailey 125 steady eddie................................................... 8/1 :beglee: On the drift 16/1 :OFFS:
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 122 scouse coont...............................................16/1 :monkey: Scouse coont 12/1 :chopper:
Muppets Hare Tony Clist 122 Scotty to beat......................................................50/1 ;pray: Not certain to stay in the race 50/1 ;pray:
weemans hare Glyn Petrie 121 Slow start but ......................................................20/1 8-) Slow start has got even slower 33/1 :cool2:
Maldini Hare Paul Stringer 118 Closet capitalist swine :lol: ....................................12/1 :sheepshag: Mountain to climb :injured1:
Yani Hare Ian Brookings 109 Will wake up at Xmas maybe........................................25/1 :admin: Better placed but will he remember to play :tumble:
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 89 Usually finises well but ...................................50/1 :winners: 100/1 says it all :lol:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Mintman » Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:27 pm

Given my Tortoise team I would say 25/1 is a tad skinny!! :lol: :lol:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Scotty » Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:08 pm

Can anyone be arsed anymore :biker:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby RINKY » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:53 pm

Scotty wrote:Can anyone be arsed anymore :biker:


Yes. But if I was in your position then probably given up..

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby timmsy » Fri Nov 15, 2019 4:57 pm

Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 1230
Talcy Tortoise Kevin Duff 1061
Tortoise John Potts 1049
FLANKIE'S HARE Kerry Petrie 1049
Muppets Tortoise Tony Clist 1021
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 1021
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 1016
Yani Hare Ian Brookings 1003
Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 1002
Maldini Tortoise Paul Stringer 1000
weemans tortoise Glyn Petrie 998
Clam Torti Jennie Thorpe 987
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 985
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 932

Close for second :titter:

Yani's Hare got 71 less than his Tort but he wont have made any transfers in either


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