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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Tim Bisley » Mon Aug 26, 2019 12:46 pm

Trampas wrote:Anderson for woakes leaves a very weak tail which the Poms don’t like.


Pope for Buttler strengthens the top 6 though.

I’d go with...

Burns
Sibley
Denly
Root
Pope
Stokes
Bairstow
Archer
Broad
Leach
Anderson

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Muppet » Mon Aug 26, 2019 1:21 pm

Trampas wrote:Anderson for woakes leaves a very weak tail which the Poms don’t like.


I've heard this theory about having a long tail & on paper its true but we dont play cricket on paper & frankly our tail hasn't wagged in either format for some time :hmmm:

I'd rather we worked on we need to take 20 wickets to win a match & we should choose the best team to do that. :biker:

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Muppet » Mon Aug 26, 2019 1:42 pm

Tim Bisley wrote:
Pope for Buttler strengthens the top 6 though.

I’d go with...

Burns
Sibley
Denly
Root
Pope
Stokes
Bairstow
Archer
Broad
Leach
Anderson


Not keen on Sibley, hasn't played much due to the t20 blast & what championship matches he's played in his form appears to have tailed off after a good start :hmmm:

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Tim Bisley » Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:14 pm

Form is temporary and he’s the next cab on the rank.

Can’t do any worse than Roy and he deserves a go.

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Muppet » Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:38 pm

Ryan Higgins just might feel he's in the next cab on the rank + it would piss off 'our' antipodean coont cos he's from Zimbabwe :lol:

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Muppet » Tue Aug 27, 2019 2:18 pm

G'day Shane, time to take yer head out of yer arse :spliff:

Lyons is a grinning gobshite & deserves to get stick including from Chris Adams for the record did play test cricket............briefly :agree1:

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:57 pm

Anderson out for the rest of the series

Will he retire?

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Muppet » Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:25 am

Craig Overton added to the squad :hmmm:

Didn't see that one coming, plays for my county but really dont think he's up to it, not that he'll play unless there's a last minute injury. Another somerset born player, Butler given another 'life' but surely its his last chance ;pray:

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Muppet » Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:53 pm

Muppet wrote:Craig Overton added to the squad :hmmm:

Didn't see that one coming, plays for my county but really dont think he's up to it, not that he'll play unless there's a last minute injury.Another somerset born player, Butler given another 'life' but surely its his last chance ;pray:


Wrong, replaces Woakes :shock:

Good luck young man ;pray:

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby HeavyMen » Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:49 am

3-170

Ill take that, should be good batting conditions day 2

Smith looks hungry for runs (he's a greedy bastard) & with some support a tally of note should
be recorded :oldgit:

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:05 am

Warner should just go home

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:24 pm

Leach gets Smith but not out as bowls a no ball.

A spinner bowling a no ball is sinful

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Muppet » Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:28 pm

HeavyMen wrote:3-170

Ill take that, should be good batting conditions day 2

Smith looks hungry for runs (he's a greedy bastard) & with some support a tally of note should
be recorded :oldgit:


Smart arse :lol:

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:33 pm

Poms have no idea how to get Smith out

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:36 pm

Curran drops an easy one

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Sep 05, 2019 5:28 pm

200 for smith

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:57 pm

Boring draw but at least makes oval test interesting

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Muppet » Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:03 am

I'd take that draw ;pray: :lol:

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:49 am

6 down. I doubt the convicts will force a follow on if they can. Give their bowlers a rest for a while

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sat Sep 07, 2019 12:12 pm

Stokes gone

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sat Sep 07, 2019 12:35 pm

Looks like they won’t get under 200

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sat Sep 07, 2019 3:08 pm

Another duck for Warner and broad gets him again. He’s deep in broad’s pocket

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sat Sep 07, 2019 7:11 pm

Poms making a mess of it

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:00 pm

6 left to fall. Playing defensive it’s going to make it easier

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:10 pm

Then there was 1

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:29 pm

Convicts retain the ashes

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby HeavyMen » Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:42 am

:winners: :wave2:

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Re: RE: Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Schlocky » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:10 pm

Schlocky wrote:PLACKED


you coonts are pathetic

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:20 pm

Poms throw away another decent start.

Batsman just can’t put a score

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Muppet » Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:25 pm

Not a lot of people outside the town would know that Leach & Butler have been mates for years :agree1:

Chuffed for Leach especially, good honest unassuming lad, deserves a bit of luck :biker:

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:46 am

Warner gone for fk all again

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Re: Ashes 2019 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:21 pm

Siddle selection is strange over starc


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