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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby tso » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:49 pm

Yorkshire Exile wrote:do tonights scores not count then :OFFS:


He is a week behind that is why :OFFS:

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:52 pm

slarty wrote:I'll be offended if you think my utter bollocks are confined to this thread :lol:


oh good lord no

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby tso » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:18 pm

Yorkshire Exile wrote:
slarty wrote:I'll be offended if you think my utter bollocks are confined to this thread :lol:


oh good lord no


That is how it works on here :titter:

slarty 1 week behind
clammers 5 weeks behind
yani anything from 5 years behind or not at all

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:56 pm

Tag Team Classic GW20
Groundhog week again...again...again. No change in position, but this time only two of the top four manage to beat the average score of 119.

But all was not tedium in the ring - spurred on by the grannies' brollies, it was a record-breaking and record-equalling week with two records tumbling and another being matched.

Talcy and Schlocky outdid last week's fourth-highest score by hitting the median effort this week. Spawny bastards that they are, their 124 was still enough to extend their lead thanks to pre-grapple nerves affecting the performance of their closest rivals. They end the week on 2403.

Crompton and Rinky flopped to a below-average 113 and now lie 21pts behind on 2382.

In third we have another pair of Mr Floppys, namely The Pigeon Bobbers. Last week's high-scorers failed to impress their octogenarian groupies, Sheffy's 49ing going down particularly badly. Their 107pts was the third-lowest and saw the gap to second extend to 47pts.

In fourth place we find the double record-breaking team of Devilsweep and Rinky. They beat the previous highest team score by two points and, in an effort worthy of Burke and Hare, Devilsweep snatched the highest individual score from Feets by eight points with a mighty 98. Their team score of 152 leaves them on 2312, just 23 behind The Pigeon Bobbers. :Gun:

Next up we have Avit and Pottster with the second-highest team score this week. Their 134 was a fine performance, leaving them on 2271, but they could only look on from the grannies' pish-scented laps as the gap to fourth widened to 41pts.

Sixth and seventh spots see no change as both teams managed to hit the week's third-highest score of 133. Yep, four of the five above-average scores came from positions four to seven, the other belonging to the spawny bastards. Yani and Timmsy end the week on 2234 while Slarty and Viddleodge sit on 2219.

In eighth we have Mintman and Weeman with the second-lowest score of the week, their 106 leaving them on 2175.

Last up we have Clammers and Feets with the joint third-lowest and lowest individual scores of the week respectively. Feets' 18 managed to equal Talcy's Gameweek 8 performance, though rumours are rife that Talcy has demanded a Grannies' Enquiry. Their 70pts leaves them almost 200pts clear of their nearest rivals for the wooden umbrella on 1988.

tl;dr fk off ya lazy coonts

Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score: Devilsweep - 98

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Clammers and Feets - 70
Lowest Individual Score: Feets - 18

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Clammers and Feets - 44
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Talcy(GW8), Feets(GW20) - 18

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:04 pm

Wot? No nags? :doh:
Apologies for the delay, I've been concentrating on breathing...I know, I know, no sense of priority :grin:

I'll catch up with the classic first and then get onto Jarrow just to confuse matters

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Sat Feb 03, 2018 6:01 pm

Tag Team Classic GW21
Yay! Movement in the table at last, but its amongst two of the duffers and mainly down to one of them having the week's lowest score. The top two both manage to beat the average of 109 and draw clear of third.

Talcy and Schlocky revived somewhat and managed the third-highest score of the week, 114, to leave them first on 2517.

Crompton and Rinky revived even better with the week's highest score, much aided by Rinky hitting the highest individual score. Their 130pt haul leaves them on 2512, just five points behind the leaders.

The Pigeon Bobbers remain in third with an almost average 108 to leave them on 2443.

After last week's double record-breaking effort, Devilsweep and Nuttie took a breather and settled for 99pts, leaving them on 2411.

Avit and Pottster hit the second-highest score of the week. Their 116pts draws the 17pts closer to fourth spot and sees them end the week on 2387.

Sixth spot sees the first movement for weeks and appropeiately enogh it's those two shits, Slarty and Viddleodge. However their good fortune wasn't down to their own efforts with Vid managing to get the lowest individual score this week, 38. A below-average 104 leaves them on 2323.

In seventh we have the week's big fuck-ups, Yani and Timmsy. Their 88pts was just enough to let them drop down a place and end the week on 2322.

In eighth we have Mintman and Weeman with the final above-average score. Their 113 leaves them on 2288pts.

Last up we have Clammers and Feets who couldn't sustain their wooden umbrella effort and were only the fourth-lowest scoring team this week. Their 107 propels them to the giddy heights of 2095.


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: Crompton and Rinky - 130
Highest Individual Score: Rinky - 73

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Yani and Timmsy - 88
Lowest Individual Score: Viddleodge - 38

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Clammers and Feets - 44
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Talcy(GW8), Feets(GW20) - 18

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Sat Feb 03, 2018 6:56 pm

Tag Team Classic GW22
Welcome to the buses. No movement for weeks and now we have two in a row and this time it wasn't amongst the duffers. Four teams managed to reach three-figure scores, with one coupon-buster amongst them. This brings us up to date until Monday night.

Crompton and Rinky hit the second-highest score this week and it was enough to take them back into first spot. Their 104 leaves them 19pts clear on 2616.

Last week's leaders, Talcy and Schlocky, could only manage a lowly 80pts with the latter getting the second-lowest individual score this week, 32pts :titter: . They end the week on 2597.

The Pigeon Bobbers high-scored with a (relatively) magnificent 112 :thumb1: . They now sit on 2555, 42pts adrift of second.

Devilsweep and Nuttie had another relatively poor week with 92pts leaving them on 2503.

Avit and Pottster were the third team to crack the ton and their 101 leaves them on 2488, just 15 points away from fourth.

Slarty and Viddleodge managed to retain the sixth spot they snatched last week with a 99pt haul which trebled the gap to seventh to an amazing three points.

Yani and Timmsy could only manage a 97, but compared to last week, that was an excellent effort. They end the week on 2419.

Mintman and Weeman spared Talcy and Schlocky's blushes by getting the week's lowest score, 74, with Weeman only managing 30 :oops: . That leaves them on 2362.

Finally we have this week's surprise package. Not only did Clammers and Feets crack the ton, but the former hit the week's highest score, 64pts :clap2: , to leave them on 2196.

Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: The Pigeon Bobbers - 112
Highest Individual Score: Clammers - 64

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Mintman and Weeman - 74
Lowest Individual Score: Weeman - 30

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Clammers and Feets - 44
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Talcy(GW8), Feets(GW20) - 18

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby tso » Fri May 11, 2018 9:47 pm

:OFFS: :dunno: :oldgit:

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby Ianovich » Sat May 12, 2018 12:15 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Sat May 12, 2018 1:00 am

Took yer time didn't you? :lol:

Been thinking about it...will think about it more after eurovision

Meanwhile, I'll think about the fact that a mere seven hours after I get a phone call saying no beds are available for today and my appointment is cancelled, talcy is on hinting that I put the newly-freed time to good use. Lizard person or what? :hmmm: I can't see any other explanation for knowing about the long-stay brothel.

I'm fking off to St Andrews for the day instead to play spot the golfwanks. So if you and your fellow reptilians want to arrange a thunderstorm or two, feel free. :agree1:

"Is he talking to us?"

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby Ianovich » Sun May 13, 2018 12:37 pm

According to the Turkish jury me and Timmsy have won

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Sun May 13, 2018 1:22 pm

Well, half of those AFL "experts" did tip you and Zero Hanger made you Nap of the Year :lol:

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Sun May 13, 2018 9:45 pm

Tag Team Classic GW23

  1. 2798 Crompton and Rinky 74+108
  2. 2760 Talcy and Schlocky 72+91
  3. 2755 The Pigeon Bobbers 100+100
  4. 2645 Avit and Pottster 76+81
  5. 2639 Devilsweep and Nuttie 81+55
  6. 2568 Yani and Timmsy 79+70
  7. 2540 Slarty and Viddleodge 68+50
  8. 2514 Mintman and Weeman 67+85
  9. 2343 Clammers and Feets 82+65


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: The Pigeon Bobbers - 200
Highest Individual Score: Rinky - 108

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Slarty and Viddleodge - 118
Lowest Individual Score: Viddleodge - 50

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Clammers and Feets - 44
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Talcy(GW8), Feets(GW20) - 18

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Sun May 13, 2018 10:26 pm

Tag Team Classic GW24

  1. 2943 Crompton and Rinky 70+75
  2. 2908 Talcy and Schlocky 69+79
  3. 2889 The Pigeon Bobbers 75+59
  4. 2789 Avit and Pottster 84+60
  5. 2744 Devilsweep and Nuttie 65+40
  6. 2677 Yani and Timmsy 55+54
  7. 2661 Mintman and Weeman 63+84
  8. 2654 Slarty and Viddleodge 86+28
  9. 2462 Clammers and Feets 80+39


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: Talcy and Schlocky - 148
Highest Individual Score: Slarty - 86

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Devilsweep and Nuttie - 105
Lowest Individual Score: Viddleodge - 28

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Clammers and Feets - 44
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Talcy(GW8), Feets(GW20) - 18

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Sun May 13, 2018 11:00 pm

Tag Team Classic GW25

  1. 2974 Crompton and Rinky 9+22
  2. 2936 Talcy and Schlocky 17+11
  3. 2922 The Pigeon Bobbers 12+21
  4. 2838 Avit and Pottster 27+22
  5. 2765 Devilsweep and Nuttie 8+13
  6. 2713 Yani and Timmsy 12+24
  7. 2689 Slarty and Viddleodge 9+26
  8. 2688 Mintman and Weeman 12+15
  9. 2488 Clammers and Feets 9+17


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: Avit and Pottster - 49
Highest Individual Score: Avit - 27

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Devilsweep and Nuttie - 21
Lowest Individual Score: Devilsweep - 8

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Clammers and Feets - 44
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Talcy(GW8), Feets(GW20) - 18

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Sun May 13, 2018 11:49 pm

Tag Team Classic GW26

  1. 3031 Crompton and Rinky 27+30
  2. 3001 Talcy and Schlocky 34+31
  3. 2962 The Pigeon Bobbers 20+20
  4. 2926 Avit and Pottster 43+45
  5. 2840 Devilsweep and Nuttie 47+28
  6. 2786 Mintman and Weeman 58+40
  7. 2779 Yani and Timmsy 36+30
  8. 2746 Slarty and Viddleodge 22+35
  9. 2543 Clammers and Feets 26+29


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: Mintman and Weeman - 98
Highest Individual Score: Mintman - 58 (this beat four team scores including two of the top three) :clap2:

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: The Pigeon Bobbers - 40
Lowest Individual Score: Sheffy and Yorkie - 20 same score again boys? :hmmm: :titter:

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Clammers and Feets - 44
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Talcy(GW8), Feets(GW20) - 18

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Mon May 14, 2018 12:35 am

Tag Team Classic GW27(30)

Movement near the top as The Bobbers high-score for the third time in six weeks
:thumb1:
...and Yani and Timmsy start their push :lol:

  1. 3187 Crompton and Rinky 50+106
  2. 3154 The Pigeon Bobbers 106+86
  3. 3138 Talcy and Schlocky 48+89
  4. 3054 Avit and Pottster 43+85
  5. 2973 Devilsweep and Nuttie 70+63
  6. 2944 Yani and Timmsy 77+88
  7. 2903 Mintman and Weeman 56+61
  8. 2849 Slarty and Viddleodge 44+59
  9. 2673 Clammers and Feets 81+49


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: The Pigeon Bobbers - 192
Highest Individual Score: Rinky and Sheffy - 106 (impressive, but they only managed to beat one team score :oops: )

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Slarty and Viddleodge - 103
Lowest Individual Score: Avit - 43

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Clammers and Feets - 44
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Talcy(GW8), Feets(GW20) - 18

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Mon May 14, 2018 1:28 am

Tag Team Classic GW2831

Uneventful position-wise, but three teams high-score and two seasonal records go in one of the last 10-match gameweeks

  1. 3276 Crompton and Rinky 47+42
  2. 3248 The Pigeon Bobbers 56+38
  3. 3232 Talcy and Schlocky 50+44
  4. 3116 Avit and Pottster 17+45
  5. 3062 Devilsweep and Nuttie 53+36
  6. 3026 Yani and Timmsy 45+37
  7. 2945 Mintman and Weeman 25+17
  8. 2943 Slarty and Viddleodge 47+47 cheatin' coonts :oops:
  9. 2729 Clammers and Feets 39+17


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: The Pigeon Bobbers, Talcy and Schlocky, Slarty and Viddleodge - 94
Highest Individual Score: Sheffy - 56

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Mintman and Weeman - 42
Lowest Individual Score: Weeman, Feets, Avit - 17

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Mintman and Weeman - 42 new
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Weeman, Feets, Avit (All GW28) - 17 new

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Mon May 14, 2018 6:24 am

Tag Team Classic GW2932

Talcy and Schlocky high-score for their own third time in six weeks and regain second place by one point

  1. 3378 Crompton and Rinky 54+48
  2. 3346 Talcy and Schlocky 50+64
  3. 3345 The Pigeon Bobbers 50+47
  4. 3222 Avit and Pottster 57+49
  5. 3169 Devilsweep and Nuttie 65+42
  6. 3137 Yani and Timmsy 54+57
  7. 3051 Mintman and Weeman 35+71
  8. 3041 Slarty and Viddleodge 53+45
  9. 2807 Clammers and Feets 41+37


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: Talcy and Schlocky - 114
Highest Individual Score: Weeman - 71

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Clammers and Feets - 78
Lowest Individual Score: Mintman - 35

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Mintman and Weeman - 42
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Weeman, Feets, Avit (All GW28) - 17

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Mon May 14, 2018 7:24 am

Tag Team Classic GW3034

:WorldCup:
Slarty and Vid regain seventh spot as one of only two teams to score in three figures
Oher news: The Pigeon Bobbers respond to the threat from the Scheissemeisters by top-scoring in their respective divisions to end up with a mighty 141. They jump two places and take the lead for the first time this season. :clap2:

  1. 3486 The Pigeon Bobbers 82+59
  2. 3453 Crompton and Rinky 47+28
  3. 3442 Talcy and Schlocky 52+44
  4. 3321 Avit and Pottster 60+39
  5. 3268 Devilsweep and Nuttie 55+44
  6. 3225 Yani and Timmsy 40+48
  7. 3141 Slarty and Viddleodge 47+53
  8. 3128 Mintman and Weeman 31+46
  9. 2865 Clammers and Feets 29+29


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: The Pigeon Bobbers - 141
Highest Individual Score: Sheffy - 82

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Clammers and Feets - 58
Lowest Individual Score: Rinky - 28

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Mintman and Weeman - 42
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Weeman, Feets, Avit (All GW28) - 17

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Mon May 14, 2018 6:40 pm

Tag Team Classic GW3135

Crompton and Rinky respond to The Bobbers' surge last week by finishing in the same position in their respective divisions. Unfortunately they didn't quite get the idea, both finishing as lowest scorers, and absolutely shattered two seasonal records. Talcy and Schlocky take advantage while The Bobbers hit their fourth top-score in five weeks.

  1. 3544 The Pigeon Bobbers 29+29
  2. 3498 Talcy and Schlocky 17+39
  3. 3478 Crompton and Rinky 14+11
  4. 3362 Avit and Pottster 25+16
  5. 3319 Devilsweep and Nuttie 28+23
  6. 3270 Yani and Timmsy 18+27
  7. 3187 Slarty and Viddleodge 26+20
  8. 3181 Mintman and Weeman 26+27
  9. 2913 Clammers and Feets 24+24


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: The Pigeon Bobbers - 58
Highest Individual Score: Schlocky - 39

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Crompton and Rinky - 25
Lowest Individual Score: Rinky - 11

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Crompton and Rinky - 25 new
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Rinky - 11 new

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Mon May 14, 2018 7:02 pm

Easy......


I await the road to Athens bit where our consistent scoring is translated into a 3 month tour of Lichtenstein and we are plum last

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Mon May 14, 2018 7:08 pm

Tag Team Classic GW3236

No changes, but The Pigeon Bobbers make it five top-scores in six weeks :clap2:

  1. 3633 The Pigeon Bobbers 50+39
  2. 3579 Talcy and Schlocky 40+41
  3. 3545 Crompton and Rinky 38+29
  4. 3408 Avit and Pottster 22+24
  5. 3383 Devilsweep and Nuttie 31+33
  6. 3324 Yani and Timmsy 32+22
  7. 3259 Slarty and Viddleodge 36+36
  8. 3254 Mintman and Weeman 19+54
  9. 2984 Clammers and Feets 41+30


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: The Pigeon Bobbers - 89
Highest Individual Score: Weeman - 54

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Avit and Pottster - 46
Lowest Individual Score: Mintman - 19

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Crompton and Rinky - 25
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Rinky - 11

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Mon May 14, 2018 7:53 pm

Tag Team Classic GW3337

:WorldCup:
Clammers and Feets hit two of the week's top three scores to announce the start of their title push and deny The Bobbers a fourth consecutive top-score.

  1. 3776 The Pigeon Bobbers 61+82
  2. 3675 Talcy and Schlocky 33+63
  3. 3653 Crompton and Rinky 60+48
  4. 3533 Avit and Pottster 65+60
  5. 3473 Devilsweep and Nuttie 48+42
  6. 3422 Yani and Timmsy 45+53
  7. 3361 Slarty and Viddleodge 52+50
  8. 3345 Mintman and Weeman 51+40
  9. 3145 Clammers and Feets 91+70


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: Clammers and Feets - 161
Highest Individual Score: Clammers - 91

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Devilsweep and Nuttie - 90
Lowest Individual Score: Talcy - 33

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Crompton and Rinky - 25
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Rinky - 11

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Mon May 14, 2018 8:44 pm

Tag Team Classic GW3438

When two of the bottom three are the only teams to reach three figures, you know the week's lamer than Jemima Puddleduck after the landmine Sun Tzu - The Art of Cooking With K-ration Orange Sauce

  1. 3845 The Pigeon Bobbers 34+35
  2. 3772 Talcy and Schlocky 39+58
  3. 3711 Crompton and Rinky 36+22
  4. 3602 Avit and Pottster 34+35
  5. 3546 Devilsweep and Nuttie 34+39
  6. 3494 Yani and Timmsy 26+46
  7. 3462 Slarty and Viddleodge 45+56
  8. 3450 Mintman and Weeman 55+50
  9. 3205 Clammers and Feets 39+21


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: Mintman and Weeman - 105
Highest Individual Score: Schlocky - 58

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Crompton and Rinky - 58
Lowest Individual Score: Feets - 21

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Crompton and Rinky - 25
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Rinky - 11

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Mon May 14, 2018 9:22 pm

Tag Team Classic GW3539

:WorldCup:
They've done it again! Clammers and Feets top-score for the second week in three :clap2:
Meanwhile Crompton and Rinky seem to have thrown in their crusty towels :surrender:

  1. 3905 The Pigeon Bobbers 45+15
  2. 3834 Talcy and Schlocky 30+32
  3. 3746 Crompton and Rinky 13+22
  4. 3646 Avit and Pottster 16+28
  5. 3587 Devilsweep and Nuttie 17+24
  6. 3551 Yani and Timmsy 31+26
  7. 3504 Slarty and Viddleodge 16+26
  8. 3499 Mintman and Weeman 22+27
  9. 3291 Clammers and Feets 58+28


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: Clammers and Feets - 86
Highest Individual Score: Clammers - 58

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Crompton and Rinky - 35
Lowest Individual Score: Crompton - 13

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Crompton and Rinky - 25
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Rinky - 11

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Mon May 14, 2018 10:35 pm

Tag Team Classic GW3640

But wait! What's this? An exciting end to the season? Shirley Nott? Yes!
Those cheating coonts, Talcy and Schlocky, hired the granddaughter of former defence secretary John Nott, to flash her barrage balloons at Yorkie...and it worked! All he could think of was, "38", "38", "38"...and that's what he scored, but enough about Shirley

Going into the final match of the season, the gap at the top is down to 13 pointsMay the spawniest bastards win.

In other news, Crompton retrieves his crusty towel and hits 2x42 in some sort of weird tribute to gym aficionado Douglas Adams, while Slarty and Vid relinquish their seventh spot to a pair of utter coonts.

  1. 3988 The Pigeon Bobbers 45+38
  2. 3975 Talcy and Schlocky 58+83
  3. 3883 Crompton and Rinky 84+53
  4. 3798 Avit and Pottster 77+75
  5. 3705 Devilsweep and Nuttie 55+63
  6. 3680 Yani and Timmsy 52+77
  7. 3649 Mintman and Weeman 80+70
  8. 3620 Slarty and Viddleodge 49+67
  9. 3380 Clammers and Feets 47+42


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: Avit and Pottster - 152
Highest Individual Score: Crompton - 84

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: The Pigeon Bobbers - 83
Lowest Individual Score: Yorkie - 38

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Crompton and Rinky - 25
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Rinky - 11

and that's yer lot for this week. I'm off to find yet another image host and replace all those lost maps and scores...not that any coont noticed :lol:

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Wed May 16, 2018 9:57 pm

Tag Team Jarrow March GW20

Week 20 saw only one change in the overall positions. Crompton and Rinky's reluctance to leave Poland allowed Mintman and Weeman to ski down the Italian Alps and up to sixth place.

The best progress this week was made by Devilsweep and Nuttie. They top-scored and struck lucky with direction for an actual distance gain of 148km.

At the other end of the scale were Slarty and Vid who used most of their score getting away from Italy and only got 3km closer to Athens. Not doing much better were Crompton and Rinky who headed towards the Ukrainian border in their hunt for milkmaids and gained only 8km.

Talcy and Schlocky held on to their lead, but the third-lowest distance gain did them no favours, Yani and Timmsy closing the gap to 68km


9th Slarty/Viddleodge 1628km
Start: Büsingen am Hochrhein(DE)
Potential Distance Gain: 133km
Actual Distance Gain: 3km (2%)
Direction: NE
Finish: Geislingen an der Steige (DE)

8th The Pigeon Bobbers 1382km
Start: Deggendorf(DE)
Potential Distance Gain: 107km
Actual Distance Gain: 103km (96%)
Direction: SSE
Finish: Vöcklabruck (AT)

7th Crompton/Rinky 1347km
Start: Tarnów(PL)
Potential Distance Gain: 113km
Actual Distance Gain: 8km (7%)
Direction: E
Finish: Rzeszów (PL)

6th Mintman/Weeman 1346km
Start: Bolzano(IT)
Potential Distance Gain: 106km
Actual Distance Gain: 43km (41%)
Direction: ENE
Finish: Cortina d'Ampezzo (IT)

5th Clammers/Feets 1260km
Start: Liezen(AT)
Potential Distance Gain: 70km
Actual Distance Gain: 56km (80%)
Direction: ESE
Finish: Leoben (AT)

4th Avit/Pottster 1097km
Start: Rimini(IT)
Potential Distance Gain: 134km
Actual Distance Gain: 57km (46%)
Direction: S
Finish: Assisi (IT)

3rd Devilsweep/Nuttie 973km
Start: Novo Mesto(SL)
Potential Distance Gain: 152km
Actual Distance Gain: 148km (97%)
Direction: SE
Finish: Prijedor (BA)

2nd Yani/Timmsy 843km
Start: Banja Luka(BA)
Potential Distance Gain: 133km
Actual Distance Gain: 88km (66%)
Direction: ESE
Finish: Tuzla (BA)

1st Talcy/Schlocky 775km
Start: Belgrade(RS)
Potential Distance Gain: 124km
Actual Distance Gain: 32km (26%)
Direction: SW
Finish: Srebrenica (BA)





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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Sun May 20, 2018 9:42 pm

Tag Team Classic GW3741

Big news of the week is that Yani and Timmsy's late surge fails to snatch fifth place from Devilsweep and Nuttie by just three points. Making it a double whammy for Yani was Avit, who pipped him for top score by just one point.

In other news, Viddleodge sets a record low for the season. His "null points" won't feature in the seasonal records due to the number of games, but is well worthy of a mention. Sir, I salute you and the duck eggs of your loins. :salute2:

I'm sure there was something else I had to mention, but I just can't remember what it was. :hmmm:
Oh yeah, that was it

  1. 4014 Talcy and Schlocky 28+11
  2. 4008 The Pigeon Bobbers 8+12
  3. 3901 Crompton and Rinky 9+9
  4. 3850 Avit and Pottster 12+40
  5. 3731 Devilsweep and Nuttie 11+15
  6. 3729 Yani and Timmsy 39+10
  7. 3670 Mintman and Weeman 11+10
  8. 3631 Slarty and Viddleodge 11+0
  9. 3407 Clammers and Feets 19+8


Weekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: Avit and Pottster - 52
Highest Individual Score: Avit - 40

Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Slarty and Viddleodge - 11
Lowest Individual Score: Viddleodge - 0

Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98

Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Crompton and Rinky - 25
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Rinky - 11

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby Ianovich » Sun May 20, 2018 10:29 pm

Anyone heard from Vid - not seen him about in quite a while?

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby slarty » Sun May 20, 2018 11:15 pm

Ianovich wrote:Anyone heard from Vid - not seen him about in quite a while?

Probably hiding if he's Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, ashes hero
viewtopic.php?p=387348#p387348

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Re: Tag Team 2017/2018

Postby Schlocky » Mon May 21, 2018 11:22 am

slarty wrote:
Ianovich wrote:Anyone heard from Vid - not seen him about in quite a while?

Probably hiding if he's Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, ashes hero
viewtopic.php?p=387348#p387348



noticed his appearance earlier today

spoke to him last week, he's got a new job and fook all time on his hands


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