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Groundhog week again...again...again. No change in position, but this time only two of the top four manage to beat the average score of 119.
But all was not tedium in the ring - spurred on by the grannies' brollies, it was a record-breaking and record-equalling week with two records tumbling and another being matched.Talcy and Schlocky
outdid last week's fourth-highest score by hitting the median effort this week. Spawny bastards that they are, their 124 was still enough to extend their lead thanks to pre-grapple nerves affecting the performance of their closest rivals. They end the week on 2403.Crompton and Rinky
flopped to a below-average 113 and now lie 21pts behind on 2382.
In third we have another pair of Mr Floppys, namely The Pigeon Bobbers
. Last week's high-scorers failed to impress their octogenarian groupies, Sheffy's 49ing going down particularly badly. Their 107pts was the third-lowest and saw the gap to second extend to 47pts.
In fourth place we find the double record-breaking team of Devilsweep and Rinky
. They beat the previous highest team score by two points and, in an effort worthy of Burke and Hare, Devilsweep snatched the highest individual score from Feets by eight points with a mighty 98
. Their team score of 152
leaves them on 2312, just 23 behind The Pigeon Bobbers.
Next up we have Avit and Pottster
with the second-highest team score this week. Their 134 was a fine performance, leaving them on 2271, but they could only look on from the grannies' pish-scented laps as the gap to fourth widened to 41pts.
Sixth and seventh spots see no change as both teams managed to hit the week's third-highest score of 133. Yep, four of the five above-average scores came from positions four to seven, the other belonging to the spawny bastards. Yani and Timmsy
end the week on 2234 while Slarty and Viddleodge
sit on 2219.
In eighth we have Mintman and Weeman
with the second-lowest score of the week, their 106 leaving them on 2175.
Last up we have Clammers and Feets
with the joint third-lowest and lowest individual scores of the week respectively. Feets' 18
managed to equal Talcy's Gameweek 8 performance, though rumours are rife that Talcy has demanded a Grannies' Enquiry. Their 70pts leaves them almost 200pts clear of their nearest rivals for the wooden umbrella on 1988.
tl;dr fk off ya lazy coontsWeekly Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score: Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score: Devilsweep - 98Weekly Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score: Clammers and Feets - 70
Lowest Individual Score: Feets - 18Seasonal Roll of Honour
Highest Team Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep and Nuttie - 152
Highest Individual Score (<=10 games): Devilsweep - 98Seasonal Roll of Dishonour
Lowest Team Score (>=10 games): Clammers and Feets - 44
Lowest Individual Score (>=10 games): Talcy(GW8), Feets(GW20) - 18