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Postby Ianovich » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:16 pm

One of the lawyers in SA saying he might get bail just because he is famous :whatever: :whatever:

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Postby Trampas » Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:11 pm

So blaming steroids is latest

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Postby Trampas » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:20 am

Judge should say your guilty you coont off to the gallows with you.

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Postby Ianovich » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:52 pm

You can tell Oscar is convinced his celeb status will get him off

His excuses are fking pitiful

I shot 4 bullets through a locked bathroom door - I thought the missus was in the bed I just left to shoot 4 bullets through a locked bathroom door

Just lock the stumpy murdering coont up and throw the key to the Number....

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Postby The Elkmaster » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:07 pm

Ianovich wrote:Just lock the stumpy murdering coont up and throw the key to the Number....


That's totally unfair and inhumane.

When the number is fookin another man the least he could wish for is for the man to wrap his legs around him.

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Postby Trampas » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:25 pm

Ianovich wrote:You can tell Oscar is convinced his celeb status will get him off

His excuses are fking pitiful

I shot 4 bullets through a locked bathroom door - I thought the missus was in the bed I just left to shoot 4 bullets through a locked bathroom door

Just lock the stumpy murdering coont up and throw the key to the Number....


Thought you were going to say lock him up and throw away his legs

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Postby slarty » Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:16 pm

String him up like Mussolini

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Postby Yorkshire Exile » Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:22 pm

any household burglar knows exactly where the valuable items are kept in a house - yep that 3'x3' locked toilet in the en-suite - have you seen the price of Andrex :Gun:

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Postby Crompton » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:49 pm

Why was his lawyer first on the scene????

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Postby Henke7 » Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:05 pm

put his legs on after the shot through the door 4 times according to the lying coont but the prosecution are saying the trajectory of the shots were downwards, including one in the boat race so he must have had his legs on.

The only way he'll get away with this is if the prosecution make an arse of this and it gets flung out, to be fair, they've made a damn good start to doing just that if today is anything to go by.

Corrupt as fook, he's clearly guilty :tantrum:

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Postby Henke7 » Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:17 pm

great coont his dad :titter:

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Postby Ianovich » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:57 pm

coont just needs to die

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Postby Ianovich » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:11 pm

:Hi-Guy: :Hi-Guy: :Hi-Guy: :Hi-Guy: :Hi-Guy: :Hi-Guy:

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Postby The Elkmaster » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:22 pm

the poor bloke's got no feets

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Postby Crompton » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:01 pm

Innocent until proven guilty but doesn't look too great for him so far.

Should be a good trial, wonder if there will be any odds with the bookies :lol: :lol:

Seems the police are getting themselves in a right mess when being questioned.

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Postby Crompton » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:03 pm

Ps if he goes down he is definitely on the death list next year if he makes 2014. Plus every year til he dies from an Aids related illness in 2023.

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Postby Ianovich » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:10 pm

Peel the fker :oldgit:

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Postby Trampas » Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:37 pm

Out of bail.

Instead of handing over his passport did he hand over his legs instead :hmmm:

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Postby slarty » Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:38 pm

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Postby Ianovich » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:03 pm

They might as well let the low life piece of festering turd go now

So SA celebs get bail for alleged murder :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever:

Magistrate said no evidence he is violent :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby AVIT75 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:12 pm

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Postby Pottster » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:25 pm

Bail :WTF: he has more chance of successfully topping himself out of clink, maybe that's the deal :dunno: :albino:

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Postby The Elkmaster » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:38 pm

At least if he hangs himself he won't have to put the noose too high

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Postby AVIT75 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:48 pm

hes already well hung, his cock touches the floor

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Postby The Elkmaster » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:50 pm

AVIT75 wrote:hes already well hung, his cock touches the floor


:dunno: :roll: what's new?

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Postby AVIT75 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:54 pm

we aint all like you elk, ive heard you had a few feets

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Postby The Elkmaster » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:58 pm

AVIT75 wrote:we aint all like you elk, ive heard you had a few feets


:agree1:

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Postby slarty » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:04 pm

AVIT75 wrote:we aint all like you elk, ive heard you had a few feets detachable knob

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Postby AVIT75 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:08 pm

:lol:

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Postby The Elkmaster » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:11 pm

:agree1:

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Postby slarty » Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:18 pm

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Postby The Elkmaster » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:55 am

His brother has been at it as well

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21563911#

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Postby Ianovich » Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:24 pm

SA police using all available technology to ensure the coont does not flee

Apparently they have installed a cattle grid outside his house..

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Postby Ianovich » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:01 am

coont didnt win any awards :dunno:

Love the best actress falling over and Adele looking even fatter than Americans

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Postby slarty » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:33 pm

I hope she's swallowed that fuckin' piano


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