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KP Fired

Postby Trampas » Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:08 pm

Crazy reasons why he was :Gun:

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Re: Kp fired

Postby Schlocky » Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:44 pm

i thought i heard he was the highest scorer on the recent tour to Oz
crazy stuff but then again they all say he's a bad egg who plays for himself
probably wouldn't have got away with that if he was in the aussie dressing room

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Re: Kp fired

Postby Col » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:09 pm

KP's nuts ... :coffee2:

He'd be captain for your selfish bunch of cocky feral coonts. :agree1:

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Re: Kp fired

Postby Schlocky » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:20 pm

he wouldn't make the team :soap:

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Re: Kp fired

Postby Trampas » Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:37 am

He's finally opened up what was going on in the Poms team room

http://fw.to/Gxp4VxU

Book out Thursday but not even worth bog reading material

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Re: Kp fired

Postby viddleodge » Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:30 pm

'Horrendous’ bullying inside England’s cricket team is among the allegations made by Kevin Pietersen


wtf is it? a top shelf gentlemens game, or handies with girls around a sewing circle?
get a grip, interloper. you were a ring-in in the first place anyway.

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Re: Kp fired

Postby Trampas » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:21 am

Ecb are a joke.

Giving out cause piers Morgan was tweeting about the team.

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Re: Kp fired

Postby Crompton » Sun Mar 01, 2015 11:11 am

The door is not closed on Kevin Pietersen returning to the England side, ECB chair Colin Graves tell BBC Radio 5 live's Sportsweek

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Re: Kp fired

Postby Trampas » Sun Mar 01, 2015 11:18 am

Not like the players selected are all better than him.

Is there anyone?

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Re: Kp fired

Postby Crompton » Sun Mar 01, 2015 11:25 am

But from no way back, we play shit and NOW they are changing their minds.

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Re: Kp fired

Postby Trampas » Sun Mar 01, 2015 11:30 am

Need to get rid of downtown and flower and moores

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Trampas » Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:05 am

Reports he's not going to ipl and play county cricket to get back in the poms team.

Shouldn't be hard as team is shit

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Ianovich » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:08 pm

100 not out today

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Trampas » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:41 pm

Will be 150 soon

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Ianovich » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:45 pm

Out for 170

Waiting for the ECB statement that he would have got an England call-up if he had made 200 :lol: :titter:

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Trampas » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:12 pm

half century for KP today

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Re: KP Fired

Postby viddleodge » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:25 pm

in backyard tippety?

... madge christ-tit

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Trampas » Mon May 11, 2015 5:12 pm

double century today

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Trampas » Mon May 11, 2015 5:58 pm

triple hundred and still going.

Strauss to tell KP to fk off tomorrow :doh:

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Ianovich » Mon May 11, 2015 6:09 pm

Apparently just announced if he scores 500 he will get a recall

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Ianovich » Mon May 11, 2015 6:22 pm

326 not out close of play - no way can he get in the England team - thats a 2 day score :lol:

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Trampas » Tue May 12, 2015 7:50 am

going to be told by Strauss to fk off

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Crompton » Tue May 12, 2015 10:54 am

They are now treating him like shit if they don't recall him, made him give up some very lucrative deals with the chance to play for England again.

Turn this on its head and Strauss is in the tough position, does he become the bigger man and bring him back = the public will think much higher of Strauss, or does he continue to exile him and if results continue to be shit he will be under immense pressure.

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Trampas » Tue May 12, 2015 12:45 pm

KP can't be trusted to play in the team but can be trusted in an adviser role.

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Crompton » Tue May 12, 2015 1:22 pm

He's been proper :teabag:

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Ianovich » Wed May 13, 2015 6:03 pm


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Re: KP Fired

Postby Trampas » Wed May 13, 2015 8:18 pm

what is with the queens servants.

You don't pick your best players

KP in cricket

Terry in football

Not like you have a team full of world class players

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Crompton » Wed May 13, 2015 8:49 pm

Brilliant.

Pietersen says he is devastated by the latest snub and confused by Strauss' offer of an advisory role with the one-day team - an offer he refused.

And the South Africa-born batsman joked on Wednesday he might go for the role of head coach free since Peter Moores was sacked earlier this month.

He tweeted: "Morning all, after a pretty bad day yesterday I've given it a lot of thought overnight. I'm applying for the coaching job! #StraussLogic"

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Trampas » Wed May 13, 2015 9:04 pm

Laughing stock

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Re: KP Fired

Postby mancdave » Thu May 14, 2015 10:26 pm

I wouldn't use that

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Schlocky » Thu May 14, 2015 11:32 pm

so what is the real reason he was banished?
giving away team tactics and info to Sth Africa was it?

if so that's treason and he should be banished forever :admin: :spank:

if not then why?

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Re: KP Fired

Postby Trampas » Fri May 15, 2015 7:50 pm

Cork is a bitter old coont


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