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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:43 am

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby tso » Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:43 am

:relaxed:

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby HeavyMen » Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:21 pm

Fcking Clarke killers !!! :Bitter:

Then again we've killed a few :grin:

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sat Aug 08, 2015 4:43 pm

Clarke to retire after oval. Not doing a Swann and fking off

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:05 pm

He cried again :cry1:

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Crompton » Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:32 pm

Quick recap on the Ashes

England win
Australia Shit

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:52 pm

Crompton wrote:Quick recap on the Ashes

England win
Australia Shit


And Clarke cried like a bitch

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby notbigsheff » Sun Aug 09, 2015 6:19 pm

makes funny reading this after the event, surely a hall of fame thread :lol:

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Sun Aug 09, 2015 6:42 pm

Under-pressure opening batsman Adam Lyth has been retained despite averaging only 12.28 in the series.

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Tim Bisley » Sun Aug 09, 2015 7:00 pm

And also Jos Buttler who averages 13.17.

At least Lyth is a good fielder! :biker:

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sun Aug 09, 2015 8:49 pm

Poms bowling won the ashes. The batting lineup needs to improve

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:22 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/33841265

Really interesting how short the tours are and how little practice outside of Tests the tourists are getting

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Mon Aug 10, 2015 7:01 pm

Years ago they would play a good few warm up games. Now it's just a couple

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:42 pm

Strong chance of rain days 4 and 5 so that shouldnt be a problem then :lol:

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Aug 20, 2015 10:53 am

Poms win toss and bowl

poms unchanged

Peter Siddle and Mitchell Marsh replace Josh Hazlewood and Shaun Marsh

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:10 am

Australia turn to Siddle instead of Cummins. That says it all really series lost and they go for a bloke with no future..

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:23 am

Surprised we won the toss and bowled - normally a bat first pitch at The Oval

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:24 am

Ianovich wrote:Surprised we won the toss and bowled - normally a bat first pitch at The Oval


They didn't want the convicts to follow on

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:33 pm

convicts playing for a draw

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Schlocky » Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:42 pm

They are doing what they should have done earlier in the series. Take the sting out of the new ball and wait for the cloud to disperse and the sun to shine.

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Schlocky » Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:45 pm

Warner is also an over rated t20 player. How he is in the test team let alone vice captain is proof the Convicts are shit

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Schlocky » Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:48 pm

He looks like he could get out every over. Coont will probably score 250 here lol

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:54 pm

Batsmans pitch Day 1 - same as every Oval pitch for the past 40 years

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:30 pm

Warner out to ali again

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Aug 20, 2015 7:41 pm

It's like the real Cook has been released from capture today with the decision to bowl

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Fri Aug 21, 2015 4:21 pm

Lyth fails again

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Fri Aug 21, 2015 5:35 pm

Poms top order fails again

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby AVIT75 » Fri Aug 21, 2015 5:43 pm

hows gooch doing?

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:04 pm

92-7

All this has proved is that any time England come under any type of scoreboard pressure they fold...

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:08 pm

92-8

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:10 pm

Marsh a bits and pieces bowler with no pace and less threat currently 3-8 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:11 pm

Bowlers won the ashes not the batsmen

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby AVIT75 » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:12 pm

im sure we have already won this, have we won it with tests to spare :lol:

still wont ever get interested in cricket ever again :grin:

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:17 pm

96-9 but a no ball :lol:

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Re: Ashes 2015 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:40 am

Will convicts force the follow on


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