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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby HeavyMen » Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:29 pm

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:23 pm

England will not have a "knee-jerk reaction" to their Ashes defeat in Australia, says England and Wales Cricket Board chief Tom Harrison.

Of course not. They’ll be back on home turf and broad and Anderson will take plenty of wickets but really they are only a one type of conditions team.

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Schlocky » Tue Dec 26, 2017 2:21 am

Root's field placements are shit according to Healy & Mark Taylor

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:17 am

43 runs in afternoon session. All sleeping after turkey sandwiches

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:52 am

244 runs and just 3 wickets in full day. Awful stuff

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby HeavyMen » Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:28 am

There with the other 88,000 coonts, HOT, slow day.

You never know what you’re gunna get but that was :monkey:
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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby tso » Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:38 pm

glad i went to bed before afternoon session :sleep:

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:34 pm

tso wrote:glad i went to bed before afternoon session :sleep:


So did everyone else

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:11 am

Broad finally turns up. Sure he’ll take the plaudits but a bit late

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:26 am

Cook finding some runs now.

Pointless now the series is over

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby HeavyMen » Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:17 pm

Not happy, foot has been taken of the throat :OFFS:

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:22 pm

Nope - Aussies have just remembered they are worse than Bangladesh :grin:

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Wed Dec 27, 2017 3:21 pm

Ianovich wrote:Nope - Aussies have just remembered they are worse than Bangladesh :grin:


But better than windies who are a joke

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:46 am

Cook 200+ and broad a fifty. Drugs test them

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:25 pm

Sully in trouble

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:44 pm

Sully gone

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:04 am

Root has to go aggressive tomorrow

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Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:12 am

Poms will never take 20 wickets. Don’t have the fire power

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:03 pm

Not with Ali as the secret weapon :lol: :lol: :lol: :titter:

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby tso » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:21 pm

Supposed to be a spinners wicket next :hmmm:

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:06 pm

Dont pick Ali then :lol: :lol:

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby tso » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:54 pm

:lol:

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sat Dec 30, 2017 6:15 pm

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:00 am

Poms in control for 80 overs and then all convicts since then

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:07 am

Khawaja scoring big runs now. That’s bad

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:58 am

Melbourne groundskeeper prevents a whitewash. Coont probably fired now

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Crompton » Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:53 am

When do the Ashes start? Feb?

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:25 pm

All the shit talk about broad and cook been back. The coonts have fked off again

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Ianovich » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:44 pm

Top performance overall by England....no bowlers, no bats with any bottle, crap captain, piss weak management....how did it all go wrong :hmmm: :lol:

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby HeavyMen » Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:20 am

HeavyMen wrote:I predict an Aussie win 3-1

Our bowlers will be our strength & I expect to see our batsmen reasonably positioning themselves, with competitive innings.

You heard it here first! :biker:
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Cocked up my prediction :wave2:

Look after the boys when we are over there please :biker:

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Schlocky » Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:02 am

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Re: Ashes 2017 - Banter

Postby Trampas » Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:29 pm

Poms won in the bar


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