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Re: Slarty

Postby Col » Sun May 04, 2014 12:28 am

:shock: :cry:

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Mon May 05, 2014 5:54 pm

yani strangely absent too.

some sort of buddhists vs bishops bet of masterposters abstinence? :what:

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Re: Slarty

Postby trigger happy » Mon May 05, 2014 6:08 pm

Slarty is in some dominatrix's cellar tied up and with a queue ball in his mouth.
Ianovich is recovering from not meeting Sligo at cheltenham.

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Re: Slarty

Postby tso » Mon May 05, 2014 6:54 pm

viddleodge wrote:yani strangely absent too.

some sort of buddhists vs bishops bet of masterposters abstinence? :what:


he entered the horsey comp that started saturday and his afl teams are strong so hes not dead

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Mon May 05, 2014 8:05 pm

but the speedway king is still slarts mchalfmast

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Re: Slarty

Postby Clammers » Thu May 15, 2014 2:10 pm

he visited!!!

slarts.jpg



:wave2: :wave2: :wave2: :wave2:

but didn't post

:cry1: :cry1: :cry1: :cry1:

come back old wonky panto horse, we miss you... :mancdave:

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Thu May 15, 2014 4:40 pm

confused
and about to reawaken in some belfast haberdashers belltower
feeling like he ate too much cheese at a real ale with absinthe chasers festival
and not one muscle that did not throb in pain from the brutal ayatollah's iron piledriver
ole slarts mcfart vaj ...

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Mon May 19, 2014 9:18 am

I've made contact, he's alive!
He's got a bit on his plate at the moment.
Hopefully he'll be back sooner rather than never.

:agree1:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Clammers » Mon May 19, 2014 12:47 pm

good stuff!

at least we know he's alright :agree1:

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Re: Slarty

Postby AVIT75 » Mon May 19, 2014 2:49 pm

mensa is for thickos

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Mon May 19, 2014 4:40 pm

binky wrote:slarty alright :biker: thats like saying avit is head of mensa :titter:


or menstra? :titter:

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Re: Slarty

Postby AVIT75 » Mon May 19, 2014 4:53 pm

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Re: Slarty

Postby Muppet » Mon May 19, 2014 5:19 pm

AVIT75 wrote:mensa is for thickos


It certainly tells you if you are :titter: :oldgit: http://simple-iq.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Stupid fking questions :WTF: :blind: :oldgit:

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Re: Slarty

Postby AVIT75 » Mon May 19, 2014 5:25 pm

i scored 102 guessing :lol: 9 mins 32 seconds left :wave2: :wave2:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Col » Mon May 19, 2014 8:53 pm

The value of your IQ is 131

According to the world intelligence categorization you belong to the group exceptional, superior intelligence, which occurs in 2.8% of the population.

:coffee2:

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Re: Slarty

Postby tso » Mon May 19, 2014 10:14 pm

113 :OFFS:

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Re: Slarty

Postby beglee » Mon May 19, 2014 11:43 pm

With any luck England will get tonked in the group stages of the world cup. And that will surely draw him out the covers to enjoy their demise on our fine forum.

I know all of Fan Footy will now be hoping for an England collapse next month :agree1:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Ianovich » Tue May 20, 2014 10:01 am

Only an England collapse :hmmm:

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Tue May 20, 2014 6:25 pm

yeah, don't piffle about.
fire up all yer cannons and really blast the tripe outta the other rectums too.

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Thu Jun 05, 2014 1:08 am

Fri May 30, 2014 8:36 pm :slarty:

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Thu Jun 05, 2014 5:02 am

is he in heaven or is he in hell
that damned elusive pimpernell

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:10 am

no sight of slarty or yer old da this world cup and wtf is shrews? :sad:

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:15 pm

a lot of coonts getting on with their lives
wtf is that all about :dunno:
i guess they've got better things to do than be insulted by thinly tenured stereotyping jabs from their online - never met before - wouldn't know from a bar of dried shit - weirdo mates. :Bitter: :viddle: :what: :lol:

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:10 pm

tso's off on a long battle royale too. :hmmm:
yes, a lot of coonts having a sabatical goat trek. :what:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Vannie » Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:37 pm

Schlocky wrote:no sight of slarty or yer old da this world cup and wtf is shrews? :sad:


slack fkers haven't posted for ages

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:02 pm

slarty must be either in jail or had a crash worse than yani
the prolific speedway king don't get taken out for nothing,
a motto he got added to his coat of arms,
in latin of course :pstc:

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:05 pm

now tso :hmmm:
he disappeared shortly after talk of him having an australian wife.
hope she wasn't from wolf creek :OFFS:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:39 pm

Vannie wrote:
Schlocky wrote:no sight of slarty or yer old da this world cup and wtf is shrews? :sad:


slack fkers haven't posted for ages


Vannie lives :lol:

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:27 pm

cricket and crochet
a sonnet for slar slar gabor

behind the parkheed bogs
sat the kilted inswinger
knitting the pishflaps
of a hooped ginger

what's for lunch
exclaimed the cover drive king
maybe a munch
on some gingham ring

tbc

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Re: Slarty

Postby Ianovich » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:31 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:14 am

clap

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:31 am

I'll email him tonight

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:21 am

no reply as yet to my latest email :sad:









clap :clap:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Fri Aug 29, 2014 11:59 pm

:OFFS:


and still no sign of Bones or Shrews :OFFS:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:11 am

where the fk are they all :OFFS:


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