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Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:27 pm

Fan Footy favourite and founding member has not posted since February :shock:
He hasn't even entered the afl leagues :sad:
We know he's alive as he made transfers in fpl this gw
Slarts ya coont where the fk are you?

:dunno:

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Re: Slarty

Postby mancdave » Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:59 pm

Is it greyhound season?

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:05 pm

It's greyhound season 52 weeks of the year for Lord McBartfast

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Re: Slarty

Postby Ianovich » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:10 pm

Speedway research

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:26 pm

he's probably playing greyhound races in his bath as he fantasises over ethel

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Re: Slarty

Postby Ianovich » Sun Mar 16, 2014 2:04 pm

Schlocky wrote:he's probably playing greyhound races in his bath as he fantasises over ethel



He might just think you are a coont :dunno:

Maybe he has found God and turned his back on this forum of sin :OFFS:

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:43 pm

no doubt selected for the big issue XI to bowl his signature kilted inswingers from the cathedral end. :slarty:

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:12 pm

or tapped up by the new 'down with sassanachs' campaign to represent scotland in the mr apple-mac pageant. :hmmm:

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Re: Slarty

Postby SligoDonkey » Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:19 pm

I just extracted all his fisto, forumsport and fanfooty posts in the last 10 years and he has not failed to post in any 96 period in that time. Ape reckons he is maintaining his FPL team.

My conclusion here is that he was on the Malyasian Air flight MH370 is and is currently gounded in a chinese airport waiting for the organ donation doctors to remove his bits.

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Re: Slarty

Postby trigger happy » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:49 pm

I Pm'ed him Aine's address and phone number. Oddly enough she has been quiet too this past few weeks.

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:43 pm

did ya check his bebo account? :lol:

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:40 pm

SligoDonkey wrote:I just extracted all his fisto, forumsport and fanfooty posts in the last 10 years and he has not failed to post in any 96 period in that time. Ape reckons he is maintaining his FPL team.

My conclusion here is that he was on the Malyasian Air flight MH370 is and is currently gounded in a chinese airport waiting for the organ donation doctors to remove his bits.


i reckon they havn't been able to find the malaysian airliner coz of the search effort spent on ole slarts.
hmm, this one could go down the path of the classic yani twisty legs affair.

fyi, slarty did adebayor to rooney in fpl for gw 30.
last post here - mid Feb
last visit here - late Feb
never been one to have his bawbag nudged out of joint.
wonder what it is. :hmmm:

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Re: Slarty

Postby mancdave » Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:46 pm

Google mapped one too many us locale.

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:26 am

viddleodge wrote:
SligoDonkey wrote:I just extracted all his fisto, forumsport and fanfooty posts in the last 10 years and he has not failed to post in any 96 period in that time. Ape reckons he is maintaining his FPL team.

My conclusion here is that he was on the Malyasian Air flight MH370 is and is currently gounded in a chinese airport waiting for the organ donation doctors to remove his bits.


i reckon they havn't been able to find the malaysian airliner coz of the search effort spent on ole slarts.
hmm, this one could go down the path of the classic yani twisty legs affair.

fyi, slarty did adebayor to rooney in fpl for gw 30.
last post here - mid Feb
last visit here - late Feb
never been one to have his bawbag nudged out of joint.
wonder what it is. :hmmm:


yep thickest skinned coont on here
i hope he's ok

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Re: Slarty

Postby Shrews » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:23 am

What's his real name and what's his hometown ?

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Re: Slarty

Postby trigger happy » Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:00 am

Shrews wrote:What's his real name and what's his hometown ?


Rodger Mc Clean, galmicloonsh, stirlingshire, scoooootland.

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Re: Slarty

Postby Clammers » Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:34 pm

he's made a transfer this week in fpl... :ninja:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Shrews » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:38 pm

Not dead then.

Obviously just taking a break from Fanfooty forum shenanigans for a while.

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Re: Slarty

Postby AVIT75 » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:04 pm

clearly just doing his review for fpl, i dont think you lot appreciate the time and effort involved :cool2:

either that or one of you coonts has pissed him off(or me) :cry1: :cry1:


come back slarty we(ok i ) love you :cry1:



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Re: Slarty

Postby AVIT75 » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:23 pm

anybody heard from the scottish gordon? still not logged in :OFFS:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:16 pm

:hmmm:

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Re: Slarty

Postby AVIT75 » Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:23 pm

im gutted, need to find out how the creepy coupe are doing :cry1:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Clammers » Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:41 pm

he's given us up for lent... :OFFS:

that's my theory anyway! :biker:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:41 am

still no sign :cry1:

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:43 pm

we may never find out what happened to him

unless sligo has any local sniffers in his network. :hmmm:

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Re: Slarty

Postby mancdave » Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:14 pm

Too busy shacked up with yani going over the prospectus.

As they say.

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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:47 pm

at the bishops and buddhists ball you mean? :what:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:09 am


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Re: Slarty

Postby tso » Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:09 am

Schlocky wrote:http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20140301T0007&p0=304&msg=Since+Slarty+was+on+Fan+Footy+UK" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


you beat me to it :lol:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:11 am

and you with the yani timer

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Re: Slarty

Postby tso » Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:12 am

Schlocky wrote:and you with the yani timer


:agree1:

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Re: Slarty

Postby AVIT75 » Sat Apr 19, 2014 1:19 pm


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Re: Slarty

Postby viddleodge » Sat Apr 19, 2014 5:27 pm

AVIT75 wrote:is this him :dunno:

http://www.teammuppet.eu/home/index.php ... ort-minor/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


doubt it
there's a few slartys out there.

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Re: Slarty

Postby Clammers » Sat Apr 19, 2014 5:28 pm

Don't stress, he'll be back tomorrow...

eating his Easter eggs and enjoying fanfooty after lent
:relaxed:

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Re: Slarty

Postby Schlocky » Sat May 03, 2014 11:53 pm

i can't believe slarts has not returned yet

:cry1:


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