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Re: Real Dolls

Postby Schlocky » Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:04 pm

viddleodge wrote:the new line of male sandbanks models was revealed

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby slarty » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:20 am

This one would fool nobody. I wonder if chucking her in the bath to heat her up would screw up the voice synthesiser? :confused:
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Re: Real Dolls

Postby slarty » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:42 am

Sponge Boaby creampie pants

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby viddleodge » Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:28 pm

the dunfermline meet was in full swing :titter:

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Re: Real Dolls

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby viddleodge » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:47 pm

SUZYKINS wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3280593/Couple-obsessed-Barbie-Ken-splash-200-000-cosmetic-surgery-look-like-dolls.html
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the best thing for them is to photoshop their heads onto bodies they'd hate :titter:

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby EdBull » Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:06 am

Who needs the rest of the body?

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby Schlocky » Wed Oct 21, 2015 11:12 am

haha saw that one yesterday on facebook :lol:
was that in edinburgh?

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Re: Real Dolls

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby slarty » Sat Oct 31, 2015 1:16 am

Schlocky wrote:haha saw that one yesterday on facebook :lol:
was that in edinburgh?


Judging by the gapingness of the anus of the north, I'd say something has been in Edinburgh for sure :titter:

Yeah, yeah, Glasgow's on the other side and is always wet

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby slarty » Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:46 am

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby Ianovich » Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:12 pm

:OFFS:

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Re: Real Dolls

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby viddleodge » Thu Dec 17, 2015 7:25 pm

a walking talking living doll for sir cliff :titter:

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Re: Real Dolls

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby viddleodge » Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:18 pm

ordered some? he makes 'em! :binky:

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby Ianovich » Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:27 pm

They make a great cricket box :Isay:

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby viddleodge » Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:50 pm

and one day, real dolls might have the opportunity to compete in their very own ashes tournament :lol:

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby Ianovich » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:44 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby slarty » Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:38 pm

Now you only need two pics of your stalkee
http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2016/03/immort ... ith-nudee/

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Re: Real Dolls

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby slarty » Fri Apr 22, 2016 12:56 pm

You can't add skidmarks! :Isay:

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby viddleodge » Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:13 pm

Schlocky wrote:https://www.rt.com/news/207299-normal-barbie-stickers-lammily/


that news just trickling down the grub holes of coober pedy? :what:

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby Schlocky » Mon May 02, 2016 12:06 pm

Japanese sex doll maker Orient Industry launched an exhibit of their life size Love Dolls in ‘Artificial OTOME (girl) Museum’, in collaboration with Vanilla Gallery in Tokyo this week.

Orient Industry gives customers the option to customise and select everything about the doll, from her bust size to her hair, to movable fingers and eyes and more. They cost up to $10,000 each.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 2ae5cb151c

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby slarty » Sat Jun 11, 2016 12:23 pm

viddleodge wrote:what can ya have for elevensies?


A little snack?

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby slarty » Sat Jun 11, 2016 1:31 pm

Early prototype?

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby viddleodge » Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:50 pm

that was sundies grandma in the original escape from dungeontraz

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby slarty » Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:33 pm

Grandma? :doh: Silly me. Here I was thinking that was a penis, when all along it was a prolapsed sausage wallet.

Who's the one in the skirt then?

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Re: Real Dolls

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Re: Real Dolls

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby slarty » Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:49 am

Talking :shock:
"When are you going to paint the kitchen?"
"Is it in yet?"

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Re: Real Dolls

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby viddleodge » Fri Jan 06, 2017 7:15 pm

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Re: Real Dolls

Postby Ianovich » Fri Jan 06, 2017 7:24 pm




You’re pricing a caffè americano and 15-minute session for £60.00. How did you come up with these prices?

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