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Postby viddleodge » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:12 am

bah! a map? shoeprints? :tantrum:
he's going to ruin it for the other necropolists.

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Postby Ianovich » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:14 am

Local historian and cemetery explorer


:lol: :lol:

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Postby viddleodge » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:20 am

is there a uni course in that? :hmmm:

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Postby viddleodge » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:22 am

other than being a derro and pissing on tombstones.

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Postby slarty » Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:50 am

There's a BA in Grave Dancing and Kit Shedding in Chester or summat.

I had to withdraw my application when I found out it was nothing to do with the Hoff's garage.

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Postby Ianovich » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:04 pm

slarty wrote:There's a BA in Gravesy Dancing and Kit Shedding in Chester or summat.

I had to withdraw my application when I found out it was nothing to do with the Hoff's garage.

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Postby viddleodge » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:20 pm

that's where he perfected his eyecatcher move.
scored a ton of aged flesh just begging for it.

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Postby Ianovich » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:54 pm

Started at dead - now down to early eighties :wave2: :wave2:

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Postby viddleodge » Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:16 pm

which is ironically what he said when chowing into a fresh serve of mung. :WTF:

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Postby Ianovich » Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:24 am

Apparently there is a Real Doll convention soon :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby viddleodge » Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:49 am

he says ever so nonchalantly. :lol:

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Postby Ianovich » Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:01 am

Cliff Richard - the explaination

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Postby viddleodge » Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:09 am

tnf's ordered a king suite for his fat granny doll.

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Postby Ianovich » Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:23 pm

Steel wool bush :dunno:

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Postby Ianovich » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:19 pm

Christmas come and gone

Birthday the same

Still didnt get one :sad:

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Postby viddleodge » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:22 pm

just fill a sandwich bag with mayo
and pop it between 2 mattresses.

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Postby Ianovich » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:24 pm

viddleodge wrote:just fill a sandwich bag with mayo
and pop it between 2 mattresses.

:lol:


What a gal :lol: :lol:

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Postby viddleodge » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:03 pm

imagine turning up to the real doll convention with that. :lol:

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Postby Ianovich » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:05 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby viddleodge » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:08 pm

ostracized from the main real doll enthusiasts group ... the shame. :oops:

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Postby Ianovich » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:09 pm

viddleodge wrote:ostracized from the main real doll enthusiasts group ... the shame. :oops:



Memory foam might swing it :lol:

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Postby viddleodge » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:11 pm

mattress engineers should include that as one of the features of their product.

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Postby Ianovich » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:12 pm

viddleodge wrote:mattress engineers should include that as one of the features of their product.



Welcome to the Mattress and mayo Warehouse...

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Postby viddleodge » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:21 pm

did you bring your own sandwich bag, sir? :what:

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Postby Ianovich » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:32 pm

viddleodge wrote:did you bring your own sandwich bag, sir? :what:



Do you recommend fold over or press n seal :hmmm:

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Postby viddleodge » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:03 pm

depends on the gentleman.
does he like a smooth gliding causeway or
the african safari style macheteing through the thick wiry underbrush and dry patches of serengeti plain?

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Postby Ianovich » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:16 pm

I prefer the smooth slide n glide style, with minimal burn and a a reasonably moist withdrawal ...

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Postby viddleodge » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:23 pm

i've made a note on your account, sir.
- no juila gillard brown paper bags.

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Postby viddleodge » Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:41 pm

of course, one day historians may note that the blowup doll was never fully immersed into accepted societal customs till the advent the wearable jacket version.

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Postby Ianovich » Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:05 pm

Is the first one Mancdaves :lol: :lol:

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Postby viddleodge » Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:19 am

:lol:

same one, back & front views

here's an iphone app for your real doll

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