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Postby Trampas » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:00 am

A woman has been found dead at the home of Paralympic and Olympic star Oscar Pistorius.

Did he kill her with leg

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Postby Trampas » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:24 am

He shot her

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Postby EdBull » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:42 am

Apparently it was girlfriend that he mistook for a burglar.

Poor coont. No legs and shit eyesight.

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Postby Trampas » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:12 am

just shot her the 4 times

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Postby DOT » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:37 am

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE GLORIOUS
DONT TRY TO SUPRISE
OSCAR PISTORIOUS

APPARANTLY THAT WAS THE CARD THEY FOUND UPON HER BODY THIS VALENTINES DAY

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Postby DOT » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:39 am

Surely Oscar Pistorious can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot his load all over his girlfriends face whilst imagining she was someone else.

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Postby Col » Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:14 pm

She probably made lots of jokes about his legs when she got pissed .....


Roses are red, Violets are blue, Slag off my legs and I'll kill you.

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Postby Ianovich » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:38 pm

Has apparently murdered his girlfriend shooting her 4 times :shock:

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Postby The Elkmaster » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:43 pm

:shock: noooo :shock:

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Postby Ianovich » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:45 pm

Yeah apparently - not reported anywhere else either :lol: :lol: :lol: :titter:

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Postby The Elkmaster » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:47 pm

was getting text jokes all day about it, even the normally slow binky was on the ball :lol:

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Postby Ianovich » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:48 pm

I was on a plane - what can I say :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It deserves its own thread just for the endless legless jokes :lol: :lol:

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Postby Ianovich » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:50 pm

What's the difference between Oscar Pistorius and Liverpool?

Oscar Pistorius has so far managed 4 shots on target this Valentine's day

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Postby Crompton » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:51 pm

No legs, no freedom, he's not having a great time of things.

At least he will give some kinky anal sex to some lucky horny convict.

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Postby Ianovich » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:58 pm

Apparently the police are checking for footprints :coffee2:

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Postby The Elkmaster » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:00 pm

Ianovich wrote:Apparently the police are checking for footprints :coffee2:


He aint got no feets

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Postby Ianovich » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:06 pm

Footprints not feetprints

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Postby Ianovich » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:19 pm

Apparently what she actually asked for was a St Valentines Day Mascara :sad:

Sorry I just made that one up :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Flipside » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:26 pm

he's got a lot to look forward to

[youtube]4xn90GqBxbU[/youtube]

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Postby Ianovich » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:28 pm

He was some scary fker - I remember the documentary where they either let him fk them or he killed them :lol: :lol:

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Postby Flipside » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:36 pm

he should have taken her to Paris for Valentine's and shot her there.

Crime of passion, 18 months tops with no arse action.
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Postby Crompton » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:51 pm

Flipside wrote:he should have taken her to Paris for Valentine's and shot her there.

Crime of passion, 18 months tops with no arse action.


So you won't be killing anyone in Paris then!!!! I like how you have already checked it out.

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Postby The Elkmaster » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:09 pm

Loving his surname, sounds like it should be in the national anthem

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Postby Ianovich » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:11 pm

Send her pistorius

Happy in glory holes

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Postby Shrews » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:24 pm

The Police are not convinced by Pistorius's story about how his Mrs was killed.

A spokesman said "He hasn't got a leg to stand on"



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Postby The Elkmaster » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:33 pm

Ianovich wrote:Send her pistorius

Happy in glory holes


long to spunk o'er us
god save his feets

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Postby Trampas » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:40 pm

There wasn't any reports of anyone seen running away from the seen :hmmm:

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Postby Ianovich » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:12 pm

She said she was planning a go faster stripe Brazilian - pushed him over the edge..

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Postby Trampas » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:28 pm

She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

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Postby Trampas » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:29 pm

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.

Footprints.

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Postby Trampas » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:30 pm

I guess Oscar Pistorius just got cold feet about the relationship

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Postby SligoDonkey » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:15 pm

Ianovich wrote:He was some scary fker - I remember the documentary where they either let him fk them or he killed them :lol: :lol:


Good find flipper, John mongrel is his name , #1 of the numbers gangs in SA prison system. Deserves his own thread.
"I keel them" :shock:


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