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Postby SUZYKINS » Wed May 15, 2013 10:03 pm

Terry the coont at it again :whatever:

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Postby Col » Wed May 15, 2013 10:21 pm

:lol: :lol:

Ultimate twat, King of Chelsea :whatever:

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Postby Bones » Thu May 16, 2013 12:28 am

He played enough to justify it to me, why should it worry you, we are Chelsea, you know who we are, we are Chelsea, you know who we are. :grin:

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Postby Bones » Thu May 16, 2013 12:31 am

Besides, if we had beaten you once more this season we would have been allowed to keep you. :spliff: :Gun: :banana:

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Postby Col » Thu May 16, 2013 6:33 am

I know what you are ...

Backing that prick makes you look the twat

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Postby Trampas » Mon May 20, 2013 5:51 pm

Even though the coont wasn't in the squad against Everton

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Postby mancdave » Mon May 20, 2013 9:24 pm

slarty wrote:



Looks like a monochrome conversion.

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Postby viddleodge » Mon May 20, 2013 10:29 pm

is that you, dave? :lol:

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Postby beglee » Mon May 20, 2013 11:37 pm

Wearing a shirt from 1966 is not going to help ye win a world cup any more than playing with a 60s football
In fact if they played with an old football with the players these days, they'd all be rolling around on the floor with broken metatarsals :titter:

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Postby viddleodge » Tue May 21, 2013 12:20 am

beglee wrote:if they played with an old football with the players these days, they'd all be rolling around on the floor with broken metatarsals :titter:


but arguably better for smearing with dog muck and booting into your pals boatrace. :Trumpet:

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Postby slarty » Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:10 am

No coont, absolutely no coont, is going to be seen wearing this apart from Liverpool players who are obviously so thick that they need colour-coded socks to tell left and right apart

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest- ... -for-13-14

You know it's a bad kit when the keeper's shirt is the best least bad, but even that will make him look like he's got some peculiar arm-wasting disease.

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Postby Trampas » Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:57 am

It's shocking bad.

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Postby slarty » Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:09 am

Might as well post this here as well - I ordered number 15 without seeing it and near pissed myself when I collected it

90s fitba on acid

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Postby Schlocky » Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:33 am

slarty wrote:Might as well post this here as well - I ordered number 15 without seeing it and near pissed myself when I collected it

90s fitba on acid



that's a fking pyjama top and a very very bad one at that :lol:

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Postby viddleodge » Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:56 pm

:lol: could be one of those country table cloths.

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Postby Ianovich » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:50 am

They are real tossers - they use rugby posts :lol: :lol: :baseball:

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Postby beglee » Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:58 pm

The goalie is looking well :fap1:

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Postby viddleodge » Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:01 am

specially considering 10 scrotums were emptied inside inside her, pre match. :coffee2:

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Postby viddleodge » Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:02 am

half kit sexpot :OFFS:

Image

:lol:

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Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:10 am

Is that a pigeon

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Postby slarty » Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:36 am

:hmmm:
It could be a dog turd that someone has handcrafted to look like a pigeon in order to fool viewers if someone takes a photo

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Postby timmsy » Fri Sep 06, 2013 7:50 am

viddleodge wrote:half kit sexpot :OFFS:

Image

:lol:


Shrews would

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Postby timmsy » Fri Sep 06, 2013 7:51 am

Ianovich wrote:
Col wrote:Image


:lol: :lol: :lol:



Kid with the fking gloves on :titter:


It's not a kid it's Weeman

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Postby Schlocky » Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:08 am

viddleodge wrote:specially considering 10 scrotums were emptied inside inside her, pre match. :coffee2:


Just saw that post :lol:

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Postby weeman » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:12 pm

timmsy wrote:
Ianovich wrote:
Col wrote:Image


:lol: :lol: :lol:



Kid with the fking gloves on :titter:


It's not a kid it's Weeman



:lol:

Only just seen this. :clap2:

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Postby SligoDonkey » Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:30 pm

Suarez alike :clap2:
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Postby Trampas » Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:51 pm

Welcome back Sligo.

Trigger kidnap you?

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Postby Ianovich » Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:39 pm

binky wrote:


jan molbys lost weight



Its actually an intimate Right Said Fred gig ..

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Postby Ianovich » Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:42 pm

binky wrote:its razor ruddock



After a steel toe cap in the nads

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Postby Ianovich » Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:54 pm

But is that a pigeon

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Postby SligoDonkey » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:12 pm

Trampas wrote:Welcome back Sligo.

Trigger kidnap you?


I went to visit the feral unwashed :lol:

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Postby Ianovich » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:24 pm

SligoDonkey wrote:
Trampas wrote:Welcome back Sligo.

Trigger kidnap you?


I went to visit the feral unwashed :lol:



So how is Brogie :hmmm:

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Postby slarty » Fri Sep 06, 2013 7:35 pm

viddleodge wrote:
timmsy wrote:west ham girl


how about emelec (ecuador) girl?

:fap1:


:hmmm:
Is emelec Spanish for chubber?


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