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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Crompton » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:47 pm

Trampas wrote:Interesting that you are keeping nani. I thought he would be sold


I think he fell out with Fergie.

I think on his day he is class and can be a game changer, only issue is he is so frustrating and his final decision is so often proper shit, that's the part of his game he needed to improve like Ronaldo needed to and did.

With a run of games and encouragement he can be quality this season.

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby mancdave » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:25 pm

When was the last time we signed someone from a big team?

Ever?

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Crompton » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:26 pm

mancdave wrote:When was the last time we signed someone from a big team?

Ever?


Depends what you class as a big team really.

If its a team bigger than us then never. :thumb1:

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Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Crompton » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:34 pm

I'd say the following:

RVP - Arsenal
Kagawa - Dortmund
De Gea - Atletico
Berbatov - Spurs
Hargreaves - Bayern

Over the last 5/6 years. I'd class the Clubs above as big clubs.

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby mancdave » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:57 pm

I meant a team that were better than us the time

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Schlocky » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:14 am

any fiso bannings in the past 12 hrs or so folks? :lol:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Crompton » Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:36 am

I'm bored of this thread :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Schlocky » Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:06 am

giggs11 took it to the library last night - apparently :lol:

and some bitter blue coont obliged

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Col » Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:32 am

Humour is fine, a little off topic is fine, but when requested by any of the moderator team to move the off topic parts elsewhere and deciding to argue it is not fine. Throwing insults at other forum members is not fine.


and according to some Bulgarian Red, my banter is shite apparently and I take the mick out of fellow Reds a lot

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Flip was more bothered about coonts spelling Derrick wrong tho ... :agree1:


Was the best day I've had on there for years :spliff:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Zool » Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:21 pm

There's this really good Untied chant I keep reading lately. Anyone know where I can get a recording? - an mp4 will do. I want to scare some pigeons off my lawn. They're persistent blighters!

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Col » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:11 pm

Where were you when you were good????
Or do I mean shit :hmmm:

Ah, fk knows.
Where the fook were you anyhow... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Schlocky » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:32 am

it's only the fat rat's clacker shield Col, nobody cares

when they were shit and relegated not so long ago City still packed them in
Smallest home attendance: 30,238 vs. Millwall, 30 January 2002


be interested to see now Man Utd are shit how many fans they get to their European matches....oh wait a sec :mrgreen:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Col » Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:31 am

fk off, whatever the excuses that's a pitiful crowd.

Wigan would have taken more...

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Schlocky » Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:41 am

:sleep:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Mon Aug 11, 2014 5:36 am

We haven't got 500,000 fans in London :lol:

Also the trains were disrupted, lots of people I knew that would normally have gone by train sacked it because they had to go via Leeds.

Of course Col never missed any of the 15 or so Shields that Yoonited were in when they were good. Anyway Col you spend the season showing everyone how full your ground is because nowadays it's all you have to bleat about :mrgreen:


Oh and the thread is called Manchester MTIBTYT.

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Mon Aug 11, 2014 5:49 am

This is how it feels to be City, this is how it feels to be small

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Schlocky » Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:14 am

Lol

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Crompton » Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:43 am

City looked 2nd best all over the park yesterday and with their tough opening 5 fixtures it could be a troubled and very funny start to their campaign.

Who's going to be No 1 between the sticks?
How long will it take before Aguero is injured, I mean upto full speed (same with Zabaletta and Toure). Still don't rate Dzeko and not sure where Jovetic fits into the side.

I wouldn't be surprised if they only have single figure points after 5 games.

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:02 pm

Crompton wrote:City looked 2nd best all over the park yesterday and with their tough opening 5 fixtures it could be a troubled and very funny start to their campaign.

Who's going to be No 1 between the sticks?
How long will it take before Aguero is injured, I mean upto full speed (same with Zabaletta and Toure). Still don't rate Dzeko and not sure where Jovetic fits into the side.

I wouldn't be surprised if they only have single figure points after 5 games.


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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Crompton » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:04 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Col » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:22 pm

Flipside wrote:We haven't got 500,000 fans in London :lol:

Also the trains were disrupted, lots of people I knew that would normally have gone by train sacked it because they had to go via Leeds.

Of course Col never missed any of the 15 or so Shields that Yoonited were in when they were good. Anyway Col you spend the season showing everyone how full your ground is because nowadays it's all you have to bleat about :mrgreen:


Oh and the thread is called Manchester MTIBTYT.

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You haven't got 500, 000 fans fuckin worldwide you mug. Do you remember the petrol strike, when everyone said United's ground would be empty because of it and because of the fact everyone drove up from all over the country? Aye, 70 thousand fans still made it. Lots of people you know didn't go to Wembley cos of the shite train service, what the 20 odd of you that drink in your local working mens club? That would have made a huge difference to that empty top tier eh coonty ...

You can try and deflect it back on to me and United all you like but them pictures should be an embarrassment to a massive club who's supposedly growing year on year during your most successful era.

It wasn't so long ago that you'd have been doing cartwheels naked down Hyde high street for even being in the top division, never mind if 7th was your worst season for 20 odd years. United will be a force again this season and well you know it son. You crack on posting pics of a title win, flip. I could show you 20 off the fkers ...

Not one of 'em were bought by some smarmy arab oil barons who wouldn't know a footballer from their arse either. Kinell, they make achiles look like fuckin Alf Ramsey. Maybe they'll have to start buying you some fans to watch your soulless club... :whatever:

Extend your ground?
Don't make me fuckin laugh... :lol: :lol:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Schlocky » Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:30 pm

So col you bitter coont, man utd never bought a title? Fook off, you are full of shit

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Postby Schlocky » Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:31 pm

Biased to the point of ridiculousness

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Crompton » Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:38 pm

Schlocky wrote:So col you bitter coont, man utd never bought a title? Fook off, you are full of shit


I think the point would be, United never bought a title from money they haven't earned.

United in the 1990's were financial well ahead of the rest therefore could pay the big money in transfer fees and wages. when OT was extended in stages to its present capacity, United were getting more than twice the attendance that their rivals could get through the gates. With success came massive sponsorship deals etc.

I don't get hung up about the likes of City and Chelsea having shit loads of money. Good luck to them, they do however need owners that are in it for the long run.

To be fair, the City owners have pumped millions into the local area and the development around their ground is fantastic from the shit hole it used to be.

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Col » Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:40 pm

What's ridiculous is you even thinking of comparing the two schlocky

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Postby Schlocky » Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:46 pm

Me think? Now we know you are definitely full of shit Col :lol:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Col » Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:58 pm

:lol:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Crompton » Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:10 pm

Phil Jones took some time off during the pre season in the US to take in a baseball game.

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Postby Schlocky » Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:12 pm

Lol

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby mancdave » Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:18 pm

Wes Brown too

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby DOT » Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:07 pm

binky wrote:i wonder if dot counted the empty seats and blamed it on arsenal :hmmm:



Middle tier corporate was 50%empty.

City end top tier was 90Pct empty- just a block on halfway line fullish.


I was sitting above the big screen two rows from back in the gods in Arsenal end.

Had some binoculars and watched the fight in the lower tier behind goal in City end after Arsenal scored their 3rd.

Must of been a couple of Gooners in there.

Didn't join in the Arsenal Posman at same time, and heard the City fans sing perhaps once in the whole game. About as much effort as Yaya Toure exerted. Lazy fat fking overweight/paid coont.

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby DOT » Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:49 pm

binky wrote:
DOT wrote:
binky wrote:i wonder if dot counted the empty seats and blamed it on arsenal :hmmm:



Middle tier corporate was 50%empty.

City end top tier was 90Pct empty- just a block on halfway line fullish.


I was sitting above the big screen two rows from back in the gods in Arsenal end.

Had some binoculars and watched the fight in the lower tier behind goal in City end after Arsenal scored their 3rd.

Must of been a couple of Gooners in there.

Didn't join in the Arsenal Posman at same time, and heard the City fans sing perhaps once in the whole game. About as much effort as Yaya Toure exerted. Lazy fat fking overweight/paid coont.



obviously a very special day for you matey seeing your second favourite pick up yet another trophy :coffee2:



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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:01 pm

Col wrote: Lots of people you know didn't go to Wembley cos of the shite train service, what the 20 odd of you that drink in your local working mens club?



How about the 500 I work with you mong? free travel and still didn't go, why cos it was a friendly. You don't even turn up for big games at your theatre of wet dreams.

oh and I live and drink in Didsbury not some shite working mens' club. Where are the top places to drink in Wrexham? Probably Whetherspoons has everything a Salford scally could wish for.

Anyway sunshine you keep away from this thread cos I think you are looking at another embarrassing season in relation to the big boys. Keep bragging about your full stadium that you hardly go to and how you are pissing on Everton and Spurs for 5th.

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby DOT » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:04 pm

Flipside wrote:
Col wrote: Lots of people you know didn't go to Wembley cos of the shite train service, what the 20 odd of you that drink in your local working mens club?



How about the 500 I work with you mong? free travel and still didn't go, why cos it was a friendly. You don't even turn up for big games at your theatre of wet dreams.

oh and I live and drink in Didsbury not some shite working mens' club. Where are the top places to drink in Wrexham? Probably Whetherspoons has everything a Salford scally could wish for.

Anyway sunshine you keep away from this thread cos I think you are looking at another embarrassing season in relation to the big boys. Keep bragging about your full stadium that you hardly go to and how you are pissing on Everton and Spurs for 5th.

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Off to Chalk for a pint now. £4.90 for a pint of Peroni. Out of your league son :mrgreen:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:05 pm

For those that don't know Manchester. Salford is ten times rougher than Burnage and is full of shitty working mens' clubs where you get shot

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