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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:16 pm

Dot

fk of you southern shandy drinking tosser :whatever:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:27 pm

Oi Dot

Did you take that turd pic after you dropped it?

Looks like Dixie Dean has been slipping you the old length if you are dropping turds like that.

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby DOT » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:28 pm

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I never knew that you wore braces, sported a beard & had a boyfriend Flip.
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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:29 pm

DOT wrote:Image

I never knew that you wore braces, sported a beard & had a boyfriend Flip.


Nice pic. You worked out how to post on here yet you fking tool? :lol:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Henke7 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:32 pm

Is Dixie Dean dead?

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby DOT » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:35 pm

Henke7 wrote:Is Dixie Dean dead?



No spotted him in the park recently.

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Henke7 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:40 pm

:lol:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Crompton » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:53 pm

[youtube]WM_QQ-3PHaM[/youtube]

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Col » Mon Aug 11, 2014 5:09 pm

Flipside wrote:
Col wrote: Lots of people you know didn't go to Wembley cos of the shite train service, what the 20 odd of you that drink in your local working mens club?



How about the 500 I work with you mong? free travel and still didn't go, why cos it was a friendly. You don't even turn up for big games at your theatre of wet dreams.

oh and I live and drink in Didsbury not some shite working mens' club. Where are the top places to drink in Wrexham? Probably Whetherspoons has everything a Salford scally could wish for.

Anyway sunshine you keep away from this thread cos I think you are looking at another embarrassing season in relation to the big boys. Keep bragging about your full stadium that you hardly go to and how you are pissing on Everton and Spurs for 5th.

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Off to Chalk for a pint now. £4.90 for a pint of Peroni. Out of your league son :mrgreen:

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What a load of bollocks...

Who doesn't turn up at big games?
I'd bet I was still at United more than you were at the council house last year and we were shit. You don't even go when you're winning.

I'm not bragging about fook all flip. I'm just taking the piss, laughing at your massive club and massive fan base and you're biting like fk. It ain't me bragging about getting fleeced for a beer....

As for drinking and you being out of my league, kinell :lol: :lol: you wouldn't last 3 hours pal and you know it, that's why you keep swerving a meet. If it's 4.90 a pint, what the fook are you necking ya tight coont? Half a mild an hour and home just before it gets busy :lol: :lol:

Anyhow, I was only taking the mick pal, I thought we knew where we were both coming from but I've obviously touched a nerve. We'll see who's still laughing during the season. You never know you might even find the balls to meet up before one of these big games I'm supposedly never at.

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:27 pm

Col ya coont. Stop being so fking touchy. You're making me feel guilty :titter:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Schlocky » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:51 am

binky wrote:
Crompton wrote:[youtube]WM_QQ-3PHaM[/youtube]



thats fooking class

Hilarious stuff. Dixie's dad?

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby DOT » Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:11 am

Flipside wrote:Col ya coont. Stop being so fking touchy. You're making me feel guilty

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:titter:


Did you stay in the Sun too long Flip?

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:51 am

I see Yoonited drew Milton Keynes in the preliminary round of the League Cup.

When do the big clubs enter this? :coffee2:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Schlocky » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:44 am

haha you beat me to it :titter:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Trampas » Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:22 pm

Prawn sandwich stays but tablets are gone

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:23 pm

Is that 4 league derbies that the biggest club in the world has lost? :hmmm:


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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Crompton » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:02 pm

I think we can just say, both teams are shite.

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Ianovich » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:21 pm

Yep you are now Sheffield

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby mancdave » Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:44 pm

More people went to watch fireworks in Platt Fields than City v CSKA despite having the full stadium to go at.

Fireworks ffs.

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Fri Nov 07, 2014 8:27 pm

mancdave wrote:More people went to watch fireworks in Platt Fields than City v CSKA despite having the full stadium to go at.

Fireworks ffs.


Obviously.

Old Trafford is empty on European nights so they have to look for something to do

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby mancdave » Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:25 pm

So what's City's excuse?

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Trampas » Sat Nov 08, 2014 5:00 am

They offered a free a ticket ticket for each bought ticket but didn't realise they've no friends

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Trampas » Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:48 pm

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho says it will be "more difficult" facing a Manchester City side that does not include Sergio Aguero on Saturday. :whatever:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby AVIT75 » Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:25 pm

agreed, as i said in another thread, if he played we would win 10-0, now im thinking 1-0 either way :titter:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Trampas » Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:50 pm

Manure have a local ref for Liverpool game. Jose still won't be pleased

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby beglee » Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:57 pm

Trampas wrote:Manure have a local ref for Liverpool game. Jose still won't be pleased

If he makes any decision in favour of United = fk sake, must be a Man Utd fan :roll:

If he makes any decision in favour of Liverpool = fk sake, must be a City fan :roll:

If he makes shit decisions for everybody = fk sake, must be a Mike Dean fan :roll:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby beglee » Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:57 pm

Id I was Jose I'd be more miffed about playing Monday then Thursday. Seems a bit odd to schedule it that way

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Trampas » Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:53 am

Gives him something to moan about if loses

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Muppet » Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:06 pm

beglee wrote:
Trampas wrote:Manure have a local ref for Liverpool game. Jose still won't be pleased

If he makes any decision in favour of United = fk sake, must be a Man Utd fan :roll:

If he makes any decision in favour of Liverpool = fk sake, must be a City fan :roll:

If he makes shit decisions for everybody = fk sake, must be a Mike Dean fan :roll:


Why bite :WTF:

Enjoy the game, I'll be watching from behind the sofa :mrgreen:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:18 pm

Well hello


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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby timmsy » Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:07 am

Flipside wrote:Well hello


:biker:


:doh: :titter: :wave2:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Flipside » Wed Oct 25, 2017 2:18 pm

26th October 2010 Manchester United v Wolves Att: 46,083.
24th October 2017 Manchester City v Wolves ATT: 50,755


Biggest club in the world? Not even the biggest club in Manchester :titter:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Crompton » Wed Oct 25, 2017 5:51 pm

Did Wolves take 35,000 last night :yikes:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Schlocky » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:50 am

:lol:

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Re: Manchester MTIBTYT Thread

Postby Trampas » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:46 am

Crompton wrote:Did Wolves take 35,000 last night :yikes:


That is some pack of Wolves to take 35,000 coonts


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