Hare and Tortoise 20-21

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Mon Nov 09, 2020 2:37 pm

Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 768
White Simon Ingram 712
Bisleys Tortoise Paul Stringer 677
FLANK'S TORTOISE Frank FARRUGIA 672
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 629
Timmsy Tort Neil Timms 617
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 581
Chambo Tort Neil Timms 546
weeman tortoise Glyn Petrie 537
Clammers Torti Jennie Thorpe 529

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Maldini » Fri Dec 04, 2020 2:57 pm

Thanks for accepting the new account and cheers Yorkie. :)

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:29 am

Pre Xmas update

Not long to use those Hare transfers - need to be on 9 or less by 31.12.2020 - screenshots please

Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 1045
White Simon Ingram 980
Bisleys Tortoise Paul Stringer 951
FLANK'S TORTOISE Frank FARRUGIA 924
Timmsy Tort Neil Timms 920
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 846
Chambo Tort Neil Timms 804
weeman tortoise Glyn Petrie 775
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 732
Clammers Torti Jennie Thorpe 698


At the top Yorkie has opted for cruise control having been distracted elsewhere by the promise of serious loot in Sky and Fanteam. Won't give up this prestigious trophy without a fight.
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In mid-table thinks he is now going well - but the surgery on his tortoise is going to require changing 12 players
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Clammers bringing up the rear - flying the flag for female competence in the fantasy football arena
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Good luck - have a good Xmas - peace to all men (and you Jen!)

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sun Dec 20, 2020 3:29 pm

Right folks time for the hare counts at or below 9 before 31.12.20

Hoping my hare can be top 100 before its inevitable plummet....
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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby timmsy » Sun Dec 27, 2020 1:32 pm

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sun Dec 27, 2020 3:42 pm

Weeman


Safe to say he has clocked it up
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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sun Dec 27, 2020 3:44 pm

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Maldini » Sun Dec 27, 2020 7:53 pm

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Mon Dec 28, 2020 9:45 pm

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby timmsy » Tue Dec 29, 2020 3:14 pm

Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 1366
White Simon Ingram 1268
Bisleys Tortoise Paul Stringer 1240
FLANK'S TORTOISE Frank FARRUGIA 1221
Timmsy Tort Neil Timms 1200
Chambo Tort Larry Chambers 1127
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 1003
Clammers Torti Jennie Thorpe 990

Exciting update no change in table whatsoever :titter:
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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Wed Dec 30, 2020 1:01 pm

Sweep has made a transfer accidentally in his tortoise :baseball:

The field thinning through natural selection. If any field with me, schlocky and timmsy can be called thin.

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Clammers » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:05 pm

I still need to make 1 more transfer in my Hare.
It'll make all the difference, I'm sure.... :cool2:

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Wed Dec 30, 2020 3:36 pm

your tortoise is perhaps the worst in the history of the game :titter:



but at least you beat sweep :clap2:

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Maldini » Thu Dec 31, 2020 10:58 am

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Clammers » Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:21 am

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Clammers » Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:22 am

Plenty of changes to come in the Tortoise! :banana:

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:28 am

Calling rinky.....

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:33 am

Tortoises are go

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby RINKY » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:44 am

Usual emai sent.. Happy New year everyone.

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:51 am

Rinky
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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:02 pm

Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 1524
Bisleys Hare Paul Stringer 1406
White Simon Ingram 1387
FLANK'S HARE Frank FARRUGIA 1379
Timmsy Hare Neil Timms 1346
Chambo Tort Neil Timms 1254
RINKS HARE Andrew Hailey 1128
Clammers Hare Jennie Thorpe 1106

So 2 fallers in the first half of the season

Sweep and weeman misunderstanding of the rules leaves them having to console each other
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Meanwhile at the top Yorkie is cruising
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mid table chambo and timmsy continue their bromance
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clammers adjusts herself to try catch rinky
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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Tue Jan 26, 2021 5:54 pm

Yorkies Hare 1829
Bisleys Hare 1779
FLANK'S HARE 1692
White 1689
Timmsy Hare 1672
Chambo Hare 1623
RINKS HARE 1482
Clammers Hare 1377

Apologies for lack of updates - just be glad you're not playing centurions...

So the tortoise have cracked but its business as usual at the top as Yorkie chills..... and Timmsy wonders how he has nicked his car..

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At the bottom end it's just becoming embarrassing for clammers who has already set her sights on next season....

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In mid division Flank thinks copying Si is going to bring him glory

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:07 pm

Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 2366
Bisleys Hare Paul Stringer 2251
FLANK'S HARE Frank FARRUGIA 2168
Timmsy Hare Neil Timms 2165
Green Simon Ingram 2161
Chambo Tort Neil Timms 2092
RINKS HARE Andrew Hailey 1848
Clammers Hare Jennie Thorpe 1816


The internet has nearly run out of gifs of fat men looking smug such is Yorkies dominance of this league. Tim Bisley now has nearly 100 points on Schlocky in third - who is closely pressed from behind by both Timmsy and Henke. Sounds very much like the FanFooty Xmas Pissup in London.


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Tim Bisley attempts to keep up end in disaster
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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby timmsy » Tue Feb 16, 2021 12:17 pm

good of you to do the quarterly update

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Maldini » Wed Feb 17, 2021 5:15 pm

Blew a load of transfers to try an keep you honest. Made some good inroads...

...back where I started now. :lol:

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:27 pm

I've got 28 left in my tortoise still...

Hare has one or two injuries though - just trying to see that one out

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby timmsy » Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:15 pm

Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 2559
Bisleys Hare Paul Stringer 2457
Timmsy Hare Neil Timms 2418
Chambo Tort Larry Chambers 2368
FLANK'S HARE Frank FARRUGIA 2355
Green Simon Ingram 2343
Clammers Hare Jennie Thorpe 2026
RINKS HARE Andrew Hailey 2006

So the big news until we get

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Is Clammers overtakes Rinks

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Meanwhile Flanks inevitable slide begins

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby timmsy » Thu Mar 11, 2021 10:19 am

Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 2677
Bisleys Hare Paul Stringer 2593
Timmsy Hare Neil Timms 2545
FLANK'S HARE Frank FARRUGIA 2521
Chambo Tort Larry Chambers 2495
Green Simon Ingram 2484
Clammers Hare Jennie Thorpe 2135
RINKS HARE Andrew Hailey 2084

It's inevitable

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Flank stages a comeback

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Clammers leaves Rinky trailing

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Thu Mar 11, 2021 3:49 pm

:lol:

no 2nd place for me in this...

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby timmsy » Thu Mar 11, 2021 5:16 pm

If you manage to come second you can have your own Wikipedia page :lol:

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Schlocky » Fri Mar 12, 2021 10:54 am

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby timmsy » Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:01 pm

Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 2770
Bisleys Hare Paul Stringer 2667
Timmsy Hare Neil Timms 2642
FLANK'S HARE Frank FARRUGIA 2620
Chambo Tort Larry Chambers 2596
Green Simon Ingram 2585
Clammers Hare Jennie Thorpe 2199
RINKS HARE Andrew Hailey 2180

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Re: Hare and Tortoise 20-21

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Tue Mar 23, 2021 9:11 pm

Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 2840
Bisleys Tortoise Paul Stringer 2733
Timmsy Tort Neil Timms 2698
FLANK'S TORTOISE Frank FARRUGIA 2673
Chambo Tort Neil Timms 2657
White Simon Ingram 2629
Clammers Torti Jennie Thorpe 2267
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 2211


Lockdown getting to Yorkie in terms of barbers - but keeping foot on the gas

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Rinky looks to have thrown the towel in as Clammers motors past

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