Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

[Muppet]

setting yer sights low with scotty is all I can say Muppet

Nowt wrong with knowing yer limitations doc

[Muppet]

3 players down

[tso]

3 players down

about 7 with some of the other shite u picked

[Muppet]

Svinehoont

Edit:

Just in case 'some' pedantic coont complains about my spelling it should be Schweinehund

[Muppet]

Used 1 transfer in my Hare team but have Digne and as I have a plan am reluctant to pull the trigger on him

Its not rocket science to work out most points have come from the defence which I hope to stick to until prior to September 29th as a clean sheet against Man City is unlikely but wild horses wont drag out of me who that block defence is

However I've no idea which block if any I'll switch to

[tso]

My hare plan is ok on paper but shite if u switch to shite

[timmsy]

Flank 245 - What just what
Pottsy 244
Talcy 242 - 25/1
Timmsy 236
Clammers 228
Muppet 221
Minty 215
Maldini 209
Sweep 204
Rinky 193
Bobber 177
Weeman 176
Yani 176 It's OK he's got Origi in Tort
Scotty 148

[Yorkshire Exile]

Talcy on his last transfers. Flank has sheff utd defenders.

Nostrils pillar to post effort was short lived

[tso]

I've only done a few in hare

[Devilsweep]

Nil transfers - it's the new Sweep

[Schlocky]

Talcy on his last transfers. Flank has sheff utd defenders.

Nostrils pillar to post effort was short lived

na bobber, sheff utd defenders are in my premiership team

[Yorkshire Exile]

FLANKIE'S HARE Kerry Petrie 345
Tortoise John Potts 333
Talcy Tortoise Kevin Duff 323
Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 321
Clam Torti Jennie Thorpe 317
Muppets Tortoise Tony Clist 302
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 299
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 294
Maldini Tortoise Paul Stringer 293
Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 283
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 273
weemans tortoise Glyn Petrie 264
Yani Tortoise Ian Brookings 258
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 230


schlocky gets carried away with early season success

scotty finds ways to entertain himself as he continues to reinforce what a fluke winning tff actually was.

[timmsy]

Just to piss Flank off


Timmsy 452
Flank 447
Muppet 439
Pottsy 425
Talcy 417
Clammers 413
Maldini 396
Rinky 395
Yani 387
Weeman 383
Sweep 378
Bobber 360
Scotty 358
Minty 350

[Yorkshire Exile]

No one with any sense would trust your maths.














Schlocky will be fuming

[timmsy]

No one with any sense would trust your maths.














Schlocky will be fuming

Its me not Si

[Scotty]

Scotty's on the move

Already used 10 transfers though

Anyone else in the same boat ?

[Yorkshire Exile]

are you talcy in disguise?

[Muppet]

2 so far

[Muppet]

Bad news for Sooty & Sweep

[Yorkshire Exile]

Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 543
Tortoise John Potts 524
FLANKIE'S HARE Kerry Petrie 520
Talcy Tortoise Kevin Duff 517
Muppets Tortoise Tony Clist 507
Maldini Tortoise Paul Stringer 487
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 478
weemans tortoise Glyn Petrie 476
Clam Torti Jennie Thorpe 473
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 468
Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 447
Yani Tortoise Ian Brookings 443
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 438
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 437


Timmsy flying high. Which is surprising given his chronic health condition, struck down by blisters and a dicky knee


Yorkie takes the only reasonable option after Scotty goes past him....

[timmsy]

You'd hit the ground faster than that ya fat fk

[Yorkshire Exile]

Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 654
Tortoise John Potts 625
FLANKIE'S HARE Kerry Petrie 603
Talcy Tortoise Kevin Duff 597
Muppets Tortoise Tony Clist 576
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 566
Yani Tortoise Ian Brookings 562
Maldini Tortoise Paul Stringer 549
weemans tortoise Glyn Petrie 545
Clam Torti Jennie Thorpe 545
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 542
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 529
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 495
Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 488


Timmsy leads and gives it the big un...



Mintman saves Yorkies blushes

[Schlocky]

is that how timmmmmmsy got his blisters?

[timmsy]

Special Mention for Flank only person to get a lower score with Hare than Tort

[Tim Bisley]

I’ve surpassed myself this year with my Tortoise.

Dawson, Gomez, Pulisic and Fraser were inspired.

[Yorkshire Exile]

Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 1007
Tortoise John Potts 888
Talcy Tortoise Kevin Duff 888
Muppets Tortoise Tony Clist 879
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 873
Yani Hare Ian Brookings 855
FLANKIE'S HARE Kerry Petrie 854
Clam Torti Jennie Thorpe 829
Maldini Tortoise Paul Stringer 820
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 813
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 808
Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 788
weemans tortoise Glyn Petrie 779
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 757


Timmsy leads although with Pukki having not scored since August surely his tortoise run is coming to an end...



In mid-table a battle royale between fanfooty favourite (only) moderators Yani gets the better of Schlocky




Meanwhile at the arse end of the table scotty looks to get the better of weeman

[Muppet]

Hare John Pott 170 hard to lead all the way but not impossible so..............10/1 Shortened to 7/1
Talcy Hare Kevin Duff 159 terrible record in this so.................................25/1 Same points as Nostrils but how many transfers has he blown 16/1
Mint Hare Andy Waring 151 decent player...............................................8/1 Poor start 25/1
Clam Hare Jennie Thorpe 151 decent start but is she built for sprinting or marathons. 16/1 Looks like a sprinter 25/1
FLANKIE'S TORTOISE Kerry Petrie 149 good record but he's still an antipodean coont......... :12/1 Antipodean dwarf 16/1
Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 137 due a win but it might not be this season.......................20/1 Front runner going well 4/1
Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 131 form horse so a tight..............................................5/1 Toooo busy counting his money 14/1
RINKY HARE Andrew Hailey 125 steady eddie................................................... 8/1 On the drift 16/1
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 122 scouse coont...............................................16/1 Scouse coont 12/1
Muppets Hare Tony Clist 122 Scotty to beat......................................................50/1 Not certain to stay in the race 50/1
weemans hare Glyn Petrie 121 Slow start but ......................................................20/1 Slow start has got even slower 33/1
Maldini Hare Paul Stringer 118 Closet capitalist swine ....................................12/1 Mountain to climb
Yani Hare Ian Brookings 109 Will wake up at Xmas maybe........................................25/1 Better placed but will he remember to play
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 89 Usually finises well but ...................................50/1 100/1 says it all

[Mintman]

Given my Tortoise team I would say 25/1 is a tad skinny!!

[Scotty]

Can anyone be arsed anymore

[RINKY]

Can anyone be arsed anymore

Yes. But if I was in your position then probably given up..

[timmsy]

Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 1230
Talcy Tortoise Kevin Duff 1061
Tortoise John Potts 1049
FLANKIE'S HARE Kerry Petrie 1049
Muppets Tortoise Tony Clist 1021
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 1021
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 1016
Yani Hare Ian Brookings 1003
Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 1002
Maldini Tortoise Paul Stringer 1000
weemans tortoise Glyn Petrie 998
Clam Torti Jennie Thorpe 987
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 985
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 932

Close for second

Yani's Hare got 71 less than his Tort but he wont have made any transfers in either

[tso]

Down to 9 transfers in Hare

[tso]

Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 1594

Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 1409
FLANKIE'S HARE Kerry Petrie 1391
Talcy Tortoise Kevin Duff 1386
Tortoise John Potts 1381
weemans tortoise Glyn Petrie 1360
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 1350
Muppets Tortoise Tony Clist 1340
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 1340
Clam Tortioise Jennie Thorpe 1336
RINKY TORTOISE Andrew Hailey 1317
Bisley Tortoise Paul Stringer 1298
Yani Hare Ian Brookings 1285
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 1254

[Yorkshire Exile]

reminder to get hare transfers down to 9 or less before end 31.12.2019

screenshots required folks

[Muppet]

reminder to get hare transfers down to 9 or less before end 31.12.2019

screenshots required folks

You'll have to settle for a c&p of transfer history, this lap top is 12 years old & has a mind of its own