Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Muppet » Thu Aug 08, 2019 2:44 pm

Crompton wrote:With 5 teams only, will bang this on the head this season.

Telegraph :drunken:


:spank:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby tso » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:57 pm

Tortoise public by 8pm :hmmm:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Tim Bisley » Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:00 pm

Public after first KO.

Suspect it’s so nobody can steal any of Yorkie’s inspired picks.

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby tso » Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:11 pm

:agree1:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Mintman » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:16 pm

Evening :grin: I was giving fantasy footy a miss this year, but since TFF is free I couldn't resist a crack at H&T again!! :Trumpet: I am away till a week on Sunday, will fire payment over when I get back Yorkie!! :agree1:

Teams are now entered :grin:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Muppet » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:52 pm

Do I win a prize for having Allison :binky:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby tso » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:56 pm

:doh: :lol:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Tim Bisley » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:29 pm

I was convinced I had Allison in my Tortoise because I knew I’d gone with Ederson in my Hare.

Luckily, I cocked up and picked Ederson in both. :coffee2:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Schlocky » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:42 pm

got pissed last night, completely changed my team around going from 442 to 451 with Aguero getting the axe.

:drunken: then i put 2 sheff defenders and keeper in my premiership team :lol: :lol: :lol:

my tortoise as mentioned had aguero in it with m.keane and b.silva (from memory).
had no intention of picking kdb due to having him in tortoise last season but there he is the ginger coont

pickford
digne
taa
guilbert
zinchenko
mcneil
d.jota
kdb
sterling
salah
kane

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:45 am

Tim Bisley wrote:Public after first KO.

Suspect it’s so nobody can steal any of Yorkie’s inspired picks.

This
And the fact I just landed from lanzarote

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Clammers » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:09 pm

Allison in both teams... :cry1:
1 transfer down already :thumb1:

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Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Tim Bisley » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:10 pm

Some interesting Tortoise picks.

Most notably, Divock Origi. :shock:

And surprised how many have risked Kane and his glass ankle. :medic:

Good luck everyone.

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Scotty » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:49 pm

Also helps if you remember to register your teams into the league before kick off :wave2:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:14 pm

first post updated - will do a tortoise analysis tonight....

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:32 pm

Scotty wrote:Also helps if you remember to register your teams into the league before kick off :wave2:



Also helps picking sterling over foden in your tortoise :baseball:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Pottster » Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:56 pm

Yorkshire Exile wrote:
Scotty wrote:Also helps if you remember to register your teams into the league before kick off :wave2:



Also helps picking sterling over foden in your tortoise :baseball:


:lol:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Tim Bisley » Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:06 pm

:lol:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:40 pm

Who the fk is stupid enough to put origi in tortoise?

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:44 pm

Yani :TBM: :baseball:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sat Aug 10, 2019 5:55 pm

tortoise teams in snip in first post....

i was doing Yani a disservice taking the piss out of origi...... he's also managed to pick a team without salah and sterling :baseball:

Yani and Scotty obviously put their heads together when picking their tortoise teams...Image

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Tim Bisley » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:21 pm

Nice start for the Kane gamblers. :explode:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby tso » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:33 pm

:titter: :wave2:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Schlocky » Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:58 am

Yorkshire Exile wrote:
Scotty wrote:Also helps if you remember to register your teams into the league before kick off :wave2:



Also helps picking sterling over foden in your tortoise :baseball:



Image

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Schlocky » Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:00 am

Yorkshire Exile wrote:Who the fk is stupid enough to put origi in tortoise?


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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:26 am

Quite a lot of risky picks across the tortoise teams this year. Unproven ck to accompany the shite that Scotty and yani have dished up.

H Wilson looking to follow in the footsteps of Jordan ibe for yani
Sarr (who) for weeman
Pepe for Yorkie who could just turn out another crap French import
Bit of love for pulisic
Can pukki bring his championship form for timmsy

And never one to pass up an opportunity - I bet this is the first time Clammers has had Wood :titter: :sheepshag:

Remarkably only 4 people went for the sensible golden gloves winner Alison. :Bitter:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:46 am

Just updated payouts in first post

If yer not happy let me know and I will boot you and refund..... Having a shit tortoise team is not a valid reason though

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Tim Bisley » Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:58 am

Fine by me.

The free entry for next year is a touch optimistic though. Game’s on its arse! :night:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby tso » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:46 am

Got my plan sorted for Hare :ninja: :titter:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:27 am

tso wrote:Got my plan sorted for Hare :ninja: :titter:

Transfers gone by Oct? :horse2:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby tso » Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:56 am

Yorkshire Exile wrote:
tso wrote:Got my plan sorted for Hare :ninja: :titter:

Transfers gone by Oct? :horse2:


:spank:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:42 pm

wk 1 leaderboard

Hare John Potts 170
Talcy Hare Kevin Duff 159
Mint Hare Andy Waring 151
Clam Hare Jennie Thorpe 151
FLANKIE'S TORTOISE Kerry Petrie 149
Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 137
Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 131
RINKY HARE Andrew Hailey 125
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 122
Muppets Hare Tony Clist 122
weemans hare Glyn Petrie 121
Maldini Hare Paul Stringer 118
Yani Hare Ian Brookings 109
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 89


Nostrils off to a flyer - reminiscent of Yani last year - and we know how that ended
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Scotty back to form - highlighting the methods which year on year make him muppets man to beat. Scotty laughs it off for another year..Image

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Tim Bisley » Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:08 pm

Shocking start again. :doh:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Pottster » Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:37 pm

May well have peaked :albino:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Muppet » Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:23 pm

wk 1 leaderboard

Hare John Pott 170 hard to lead all the way but not impossible so..............10/1 :albino:
Talcy Hare Kevin Duff 159 terrible record in this so.................................25/1 :tumble:
Mint Hare Andy Waring 151 decent player...............................................8/1 :coffee2:
Clam Hare Jennie Thorpe 151 decent start but is she built for sprinting or marathons. 16/1 :hmmm:
FLANKIE'S TORTOISE Kerry Petrie 149 good record but he's still an antipodean coont......... :12/1 :mrgreen:
Timmsys Tort Neil Timms 137 due a win but it might not be this season.......................20/1 :timmsy:
Yorkies Hare Andy Moores 131 form horse so a tight..............................................5/1 :Isay:
RINKY HARE Andrew Hailey 125 steady eddie................................................... 8/1 :beglee:
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 122 scouse coont...............................................16/1 :monkey:
Muppets Hare Tony Clist 122 Scotty to beat......................................................50/1 ;pray:
weemans hare Glyn Petrie 121 Slow start but ......................................................20/1 8-)
Maldini Hare Paul Stringer 118 Closet capitalist swine :lol: ....................................12/1 :sheepshag:
Yani Hare Ian Brookings 109 Will wake up at Xmas maybe........................................25/1 :admin:
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 89 Usually finises well but ...................................50/1 :winners:

All prices subject to fluctuation.

When the fun stops, STOP which for any normal person will be when you punt yer 1st loser :WorldCup:

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Re: Fan Footy Hare and Tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:48 pm

fiso coonts also made me 4/1 favourite for the sun big balls....

If i can defend both these titles this season be well happy.... and well off ;pray:

setting yer sights low with scotty is all I can say Muppet :oldgit:


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