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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Ianovich » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:28 pm

James Cordon let himself go (if that was even possible)

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Muppet » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:34 pm

KDB has fooked a few of you :biker:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby tso » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:09 pm

I've got some fooking shite now :OFFS:
Might as well not log in to this :cry1:

Son/KDB/Sanchez/Aubmayeng/Jota/Paterson :explode:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:11 pm

That's the fighting spirit that made this country great :titter:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby timmsy » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:21 pm

Its ok he's got 6 transfers left in feets :lol:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Tim Bisley » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:39 pm

Muppet wrote:KDB has fooked a few of you :biker:


Report in the Daily Mail saying it was a high, two footed tackle by Jeremy Corbyn.

The bastard! :thumb1:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Muppet » Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:35 pm

:lol:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Muppet » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:26 am

Scotty wrote:
Muppet wrote:

Scotty will probably be in the price range of 66 to 100/1. :coffee2:


I think that's far too generous :winners: :winners: :winners: :winners: :winners:


As you haven't got KDB in yer tortoise, yer correct :shock:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Scotty » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:35 am

Muppet wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Muppet wrote:

Scotty will probably be in the price range of 66 to 100/1. :coffee2:


I think that's far too generous :winners: :winners: :winners: :winners: :winners:


As you haven't got KDB in yer tortoise, yer correct :shock:


KDB , Is that the injured one :lol:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Muppet » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:18 pm

6 carrying KDB, would have been 7 had I 'played' but I didn't end up:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Devilsweep » Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:51 pm

Yorkshire Exile wrote:Yani Fan Footy Hare Ian Brookings 149
FQF Tortoise Kerry Petrie 146
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 133
Talcy TORTOISE Kevin Duff 133
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 123
Timmsys Tortoise Neil Timms 108
Sheffy Tortoise Gregory Wright 103
Taco and Burrito Torts Glyn Petrie 101
RINKY HARE Andrew Hailey 100
Tortoise Tomorrow John Potts 99
Aste 20192019 tortoise Andrew Stevens 96
Maldini Hare Paul Stringer 96
Clam Hare Jennie Thorpe 89
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 86
Mint Hare Andy Waring 81
Crompton's Tortoise Mark Crompton 76


Yani takes an unassailable lead into week 2.

Schlocky having now wed weeman close up in second

Yorkie in third - in theory tied with talcy - but in reality he will have already used all his transfers

Down the bottom Crompton is outmonging the king mong Scotty - separated by notorious slow starter and obviously picker of world cup / shit players Mintman

the middle ground occupied by the chasing pack bookended by Fanfootys 2 favourite lesbians Timmsy and Clammers :yay3: :yay3:

sweep has probably decided he can win the overall from here - so has given up the hare and tortoise format


Now you say it and with KDB in my Tortoise lol

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby timmsy » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:19 am

Yani 311
FQF AKA Mrs Weeman 261
Yorkie 260
Talcy 245
Aste 242
Timmsy 238
Weeman 227
Sweep The Garden 220
Maldini 212
Clammers 209
Pottsy 209
Clammers 209
Rinky 207
Scotty 200
Sheffy 198
Minty 194
Cromps 189

So should be Fred Done and dusted for Yani but as he didn't copy Rinky with his team name like me he'll forget and make a transfer whilst Sweep will make some trying to cheat.

Yorkie poised for second, Scotty finding his level and Cromps clearly made the mistake I didn't fall into of picking United players.

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:56 pm

at this rate Maldini tortoise wont have anyone playing next week :titter:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Tim Bisley » Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:28 pm

Indeed.

Not looking great for the title defence. :lol:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Ianovich » Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:42 pm

Tortoise 1st overall in starting 11 :lol: :lol: :lol: :titter: :titter:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Pottster » Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:44 pm

Ianovich wrote:Tortoise 1st overall in starting 11 :lol: :lol: :lol: :titter: :titter:


:WTF: :clap2: :wave2:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Tim Bisley » Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:49 pm

I'm 178pts behind you after three weeks! :shock: :surrender:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Muppet » Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:36 pm

Ianovich wrote:Tortoise 1st overall in starting 11 :lol: :lol: :lol: :titter: :titter:


:admin: :monkey: Urine sample to be sent within 24 hours :admin:

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Re: RE: Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Schlocky » Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:14 am

Ianovich wrote:Tortoise 1st overall in starting 11 :lol: :lol: :lol: :titter: :titter:


:lol:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby RINKY » Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:01 pm

Ianovich wrote:Tortoise 1st overall in starting 11 :lol: :lol: :lol: :titter: :titter:


Your hares not doing to bad either.. :WorldCup:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby tso » Mon Aug 27, 2018 2:18 pm

pay him out and start again with new comp after the break :hmmm: :titter:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Mon Aug 27, 2018 2:51 pm

once transfers kick in i'm confident he can fk things up :agree1:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Ianovich » Mon Aug 27, 2018 3:02 pm

:thumb1: :oldgit: :wave2: :wheel: :sheepshag: :teabag: :Hi-Guy: :Bitter:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Muppet » Mon Aug 27, 2018 3:50 pm

Let me have some of the 'stuff' yer taking :spliff:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:51 pm

Yani Fan Footy Hare Ian Brookings 448
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 376
Timmsys Tortoise Neil Timms 364
Aste 20192019 tortoise Andrew Stevens 354
FQF Tortoise Kerry Petrie 335
Taco and Burrito Torts Glyn Petrie 330
Talcy TORTOISE Kevin Duff 322
Clam Hare Jennie Thorpe 314
Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 304
Tortoise Tomorrow John Potts 303
Maldini Tortoise Paul Stringer 303
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 296
RINKY HARE Andrew Hailey 285
Sheffy Tortoise Gregory Wright 280
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 273
Crompton's Tortoise Mark Crompton 272


Yani flying

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Crompton

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby tso » Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:52 am

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Yani away and gone :oldgit:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Ianovich » Sun Sep 02, 2018 4:05 pm

2 non starters in Tortiose not great :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:03 pm

Yani Fan Footy Hare Ian Brookings 536
Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 454
Aste 20192019 tortoise Andrew Stevens 440
Timmsys Tortoise Neil Timms 432
Talcy TORTOISE Kevin Duff 416
FQF Tortoise Kerry Petrie 406
Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 399
Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 399
Taco and Burrito Torts Glyn Petrie 395
RINKY HARE Andrew Hailey 391
Clam Hare Jennie Thorpe 386
Tortoise Tomorrow John Potts 383
Maldini Tortoise Paul Stringer 376
Sheffy Tortoise Gregory Wright 363
Crompton's Tortoise Mark Crompton 349
Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 325


Yani continues to fly

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natural order restored at the bottom

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Muppet » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:39 pm

Yani Fan Footy Hare Ian Brookings 536 :shock: This is an impostor :Hi-Guy: What have you done with the 'real' Yani :hmmm: A generous 8/1

Yorkies Tortoise Andy Moores 454 Solid start, KDB not hurting to much at the moment. The bad news, I've brought in Liverpool defenders = Yer fooked :mrgreen: , a stingy 10/1

Aste 20192019 tortoise Andrew Stevens 440 Wary :hmmm: 8/1

Timmsys Tortoise Neil Timms 432 Wisely, stayed away from MU defenders which I didn't :Bitter: Could be on the podium but......................................16/1

Talcy TORTOISE Kevin Duff 416 Bad luck with KDB :sad: Son, stupid boy, dont tell them yer name Pike :baseball: , Mouras form might keep him out of the team when he comes back as well 25/1

FQF Tortoise Kerry Petrie 406 Seems to like this format but he's still an antipodean coont :spliff: KDB out, Sane & Willian getting splinters, reflected in the price 33/1 :monkey:

Devilsweep Tortoise Andrew Jones 399 Scouse coont :sheepshag: 25/1

Mint Tortoise Andy Waring 399 I expect him to rise but not by enough 25/1 :heli:

Taco and Burrito Torts Glyn Petrie 395 Ditto :relaxed:

RINKY HARE Andrew Hailey 391 Wasn't expecting to see him this low :dunno: 33/1

Clam Hare Jennie Thorpe 386 Looking forward to next season 50/1 :biker:

Tortoise Tomorrow John Potts 383 another good player floundering :albino: 50/1

Maldini Tortoise Paul Stringer 376 Likely to climb a bit but looks fooked :WTF: 50/1

Sheffy Tortoise Gregory Wright 363 Another good player looking fooked :Isay: 50/1

Crompton's Tortoise Mark Crompton 349 Good job in fooking up the Spurs defence, except when they play 'us' :Hi-Guy: 66/1

Scottys Tortoise Darren Scott 325 Scotty, what can I say :hmmm: 1500/1 will do :lol:

Disclaimer

No animals were hurt in the 'making' of this post & if anyone was offended at any of the comments, who gives a fook :woot:

Still along way to go, plenty of twists & turns to come, good luck to one & all, still all to play for, though, Scotty will need divine intervention ;pray:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Muppet » Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:02 pm

Footnote

The odds above are far to generous, any bookmaker would be guaranteed to lose money, thought I'd mention that in case a pedantic fooker spotted it :WorldCup:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:07 pm

Do the odds take into account talcy is into single figures in his hare team.

Yani miles clear but no one including himself believes he's the threat :titter:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Muppet » Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:10 pm

I dare say that'll be reflected in the market during future updates :coffee2: :lol:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Scotty » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:25 pm

:surrender: :agree1:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby timmsy » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:59 am

I'm offering 1/2 Yani forgets he's entered or gets the transfers rules mixed up with his teams :titter:

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Re: 18/19 hare and tortoise

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:53 am

That's like buying money

Put me down for 10k


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