This season is a twat

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Devilsweep » Sun Oct 22, 2017 7:52 pm

Of course he's injured !! They play Utd next and Jose has already ordered his multiple buses.

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Pottster » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:03 am

Been away all weekend, so my planned Micky T/Vardy to Aggro moves had to be postponed :OFFS:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Pottster » Thu Oct 26, 2017 2:09 pm

Dawson apparently out for 2 months :OFFS: :annoyed: :tantrum: :dead:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby slarty » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:39 pm

Crap set of fixtures coming up anyway

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Pottster » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:46 pm

slarty wrote:Crap set of fixtures coming up anyway


Yep, I suppose that is true, I just hate using transfers on cheap defenders :albino:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:51 pm

was pleasantly surprised how few teams he was in.... :OFFS:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Pottster » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:53 pm

Yorkshire Exile wrote:was pleasantly surprised how few teams he was in.... :OFFS:


Actually only in 6 of mine and one of those is me Hare :grin:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Tim Bisley » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:22 pm

He’s in my effin’ Tortoise!

Could’ve really done with Van Aanholt getting crocked. Would’ve saved me points.

What was I thinking...

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Pottster » Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:53 am

Well you can't change whats gone, so time to focus on using 5 or 6 transfers from now till the new year, this will leave 24-30 transfers in me teams, surely more than enough/a very good number to blast at the fixtures in 2018.

Can't work out how high my teams need to at the moment though, so I'm ignoring the table and focussing on getting the best out of the transfers.

Fingers crossed I've had my share of injury woes until January at least. Ha! mutherfucker Kane out this weekend :OFFS:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Crompton » Fri Oct 27, 2017 1:57 pm

In all cash teams last Sunday.

Transfer date/time made:
22/10/2017/15:12:29
Player In
Coutinho, P
(Midfielder)

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby slarty » Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:53 pm

First RL lol of the day - cheers :lol:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Pottster » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:20 pm

Kane can stay put in a few teams but looking at ditching in some as it allows me the option of more Salah and Citheh coverage.

Kane can come back in for Vardy (who's a right coont)

But it does mean Micky T get's an extended run, the fooker gonna screw me over! :OFFS:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Crompton » Sat Oct 28, 2017 2:17 pm

Aguero benched

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Mintman » Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:42 pm

Tim Bisley wrote:He’s in my effin’ Tortoise!

Could’ve really done with Van Aanholt getting crocked. Would’ve saved me points.

What was I thinking...

He's gone off injured... Done his hammy!!

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Pottster » Sat Oct 28, 2017 4:16 pm

Great day to bring Salah in :OFFS: :cry1:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Pottster » Mon Oct 30, 2017 1:33 pm

This weekend has been a right twat, firstly not enough Sane, coont :OFFS:

Kane injured
Jesus 1
Erik 2
Ali 2
KDB 2
Micky T 2
Aggro riding the pine
Salah missed pen

:cry1:

Man U cleanie fest continues :hmmm:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Devilsweep » Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:44 pm

Don't know what your all whinging about :titter: - 33/42 teams with a 53 ppw average still.

4th in Starting XI league too :biker:

Less Twat more .........is Cock-stonking a word ?

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:56 am

There is a chap in covent garden who knows :titter:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby timmsy » Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:05 am

Yorkshire Exile wrote:There is a chap in covent garden who knows :titter:


talking bout himself in third person :OFFS:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:23 am

One likes to be discreet

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Pottster » Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:59 pm

If I can get away with using no more that 2 transfers in November I think I'll be reasonably happy if I can steer a handful of teams averaging over 50 ppw and see what gives in Dec and Jan :albino:

I've increased my Citeh coverage but still don't much Sane, so could do with him having a quiet month or two.

Aggro is just a twat, can't really get him in unless I bin Lukaku (might be an option when Ibra comes back as I suspect he will get rest then) but probably gonna have to do without Aggro unless injury strikes.

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Devilsweep » Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:53 pm

Yorkshire Exile wrote:One likes to be discreet


He wasn't stonking - just a cock. AND you want to go back there ?!!! MMMM

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Pottster » Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:40 pm

Spurs players are screwing over teams at the mo :OFFS:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Pottster » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:28 pm

Lukaku 2
Kane 2
Ali 0
Erik 2
De Gea 2
Valencia 2
Walker 2
Micky T 2
Sane 2
Jones 1
Otamendi 1 plus a one game ban

Carnage (well kind of :agree1: )
:albino:
Enjoy the international break :OFFS:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Devilsweep » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:22 pm

Odds on Mane and Aguero getting crocked ?

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Crompton » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:59 pm

Mane dead again!

Just brought the coont back for Coutinho!

Who should I jinx next? The entire City front 6! ;pray:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Pottster » Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:16 pm

An injury to a Citeh player is no good as it plays into the hands of those who have lumped on them.

Is Mane actually injured or just been allowed back to Liverpool as the next international is a dead game :hmmm:

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Crompton » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:41 pm

Pottster wrote:An injury to a Citeh player is no good as it plays into the hands of those who have lumped on them.

Is Mane actually injured or just been allowed back to Liverpool as the next international is a dead game :hmmm:


Hoping the latter, this would mean Klopp is a bullshitter though.

He has stated Mane has had a reoccurrence of the hamstring injury.

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Pottster » Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:11 am

Hoping I come out of this weekend in decent shape, but I'm basically expecting more twattage :OFFS: :albino:

Not planning any drastic transfers this time out but the urge to bring in more Burnley defenders is strong.

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Re: This season is a twat

Postby Devilsweep » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:45 am

Mane trained fully last 2 days. He started at West Ham having done 1 session. He plays - too important. He'll need to as we'll concede 2 with our defence.


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