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Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Ianovich » Sun Jul 24, 2016 1:15 pm

Schlocky's favourite

Includes marathon swimming :OFFS:

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Re: Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Schlocky » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:18 pm

I will wear my speedos and goggles full kit tosser style whilst watching the swimming

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Postby viddleodge » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:37 pm

:lol:

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Postby Yorkshire Exile » Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:53 pm

how the fk do you embed you tube now?

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Postby Schlocky » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:08 am

Yorkshire Exile wrote:how the fk do you embed you tube now?



use the whole url

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Re: Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Schlocky » Tue Jul 26, 2016 10:29 am

One of my favourite all time Olympic moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ7uWpn4DTs

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Re: Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Schlocky » Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:40 am

NEWLY crowned 400m freestyle Olympic gold medallist Mack Horton has felt the wrath of Chinese swimming fans after he sledged rival, Sun Yang.

Prior to claiming the gold ahead of Yang, Horton called his rival a “drug cheat” for testing positive to a banned substance for which he served a three month ban in 2014.

Moments after taking out the race at Rio, Horton fiercely stood by his comments in the post-race press conference, all while Yang sat awkwardly beside him.

“I used the words drug cheat because he tested positive,” Horton said after the race, defending his comments to a Chinese journalist.

“He’s one of the athletes here who has tested positive

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/oly ... b3d0041c04

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Postby Schlocky » Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:49 am

Aussie sisters Cate & Bronte Campbell in 4 x 100 freestyle relay gold in world record time
http://rio2016.olympics.com.au/news/cam ... toric-gold

Bronte is the world champion yet isn't even the fastest in her family
Older sister Cate is the world record holder :lol:

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Re: Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Schlocky » Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:54 am

Adam Peaty is some swimmer
Holds 6 or 7 of the top 10 fastest times ever in the 100m breast stroke

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Re: Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Crompton » Sun Aug 07, 2016 1:39 pm

Schlocky wrote:Adam Peaty is some swimmer
Holds 6 or 7 of the top 10 fastest times ever in the 100m breast stroke


I'm an excellent breast stroker!

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Postby Trampas » Sun Aug 07, 2016 9:21 pm

Convicts win a bronze in 3m sync muff diving. Canadians throw the bronze away

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Postby Trampas » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:48 am

Lifeguard at the Olympics :lol:

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Postby Trampas » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:57 pm

Daley and his partner with their g string in 3rd place

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Postby Trampas » Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:11 pm

Daley and goodfellow get bronze

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Postby Trampas » Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:30 pm

The water is green

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Postby EdBull » Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:27 am

:hairybear:

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Postby Trampas » Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:53 pm

U.K. Doing well in 3m sync diving

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Postby Trampas » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:14 pm

Gold for uk

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Postby Schlocky » Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:57 am

CATE Campbell and Cam McEvoy, Australia’s world-leading sprint swimmers heading into the Rio Games, have admitted to choking on the biggest stage after blaming mental frailties for their Olympic disappointments.

On a hugely underwhelming night for Australia - with the exception of Mitch Larkin’s 200m backstroke silver medal - near-unbackable favourite Campbell finished sixth in the 100m freestyle, behind sister Bronte who also missed a medal in fourth.

World champion Emily Seebohm also bombed out in the 200m backstroke semis and the drama came after men’s 100m freestyle gold favourite McEvoy finished seventh behind compatriot Kyle Chalmers a night earlier.

Both McEvoy and Cate Campbell swam times more than one second slower than their PBs in the finals and both admitted to crumbling under a weight of expectation.

:Bitter:

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Postby Trampas » Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:11 am

convicts crushing under pressure.

must be innocent as real convicts don't fold :agree1:

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Re: Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Schlocky » Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:33 am

Fook knows

I had Cate Campbell down as Australia's most guaranteed Gold

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Re: Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Ianovich » Fri Aug 12, 2016 12:16 pm

UK commentators saying those Aussie sisters were pissing about in the holding room seconds before the start..they said it was a pathetic way to prepare for a major final as everyone else was 100% in the zone..

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Postby Schlocky » Fri Aug 12, 2016 12:28 pm

sister's c..nts

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Re: Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Trampas » Fri Aug 12, 2016 12:45 pm

Ianovich wrote:UK commentators saying those Aussie sisters were pissing about in the holding room seconds before the start..they said it was a pathetic way to prepare for a major final as everyone else was 100% in the zone..


Coonts wouldn't go to the toilet to :monkey: like everyone else

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Re: Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 13, 2016 10:35 am

Athletes were stopped from training in Rio's Olympic diving pool as work to turn the water blue again continued.

The pool turned a murky green on Tuesday with Games organisers blaming chemical levels in the water.

Britain's Tom Daley was among the divers questioning why the Maria Lenk Aquatics Centre was closed on Friday as they turned up to practise.

Officials said training was cancelled as "the water must be still for the pool to return to its blue colour".


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What a shambolic olympics....the Netto Olympics

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Re: Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Ianovich » Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:26 pm

USA diver called Steele Johnson :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wave2: :wave2: :wave2: :wave2:

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Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Trampas » Sat Aug 20, 2016 9:12 pm

Watching 10m final and they go no Daley as he came last in his semi final.

Poster boy blew his load in pairs

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Re: Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Ianovich » Sun Aug 21, 2016 12:14 am

In qualification he had a score that would have won the final by a mile

Zero bottle....

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Re: Olympic Swimming, Diving and Synchronised Swimming Banter

Postby Ianovich » Sun Aug 21, 2016 12:32 pm

Steele Johnson only managed a semi :roll: :sad:

Semi-final
Rank Country Name Score
1 CHN Aisen Chen 559.90 Q
2 CHN Bo Qiu 504.70 Q
3 MEX Ivan Garcia 497.55 Q
4 FRA Benjamin Auffret 477.00 Q
5 GER Sascha Klein 475.00 Q
6 RUS Viktor Minibaev 474.10 Q
7 PUR Rafael Quintero 471.20 Q
8 GER Martin Wolfram 466.15 Q
9 MEX German Sanchez 462.05 Q
10 US David Boudia 458.35 Q
11 AUS Domonic Bedggood 454.95 Q
12 KOR Haram Woo 453.85 Q
13 US Steele Johnson 447.85 q*
14 CAN Vincent Riendeau 436.30 q*
15 AUS James Connor 419.10
16 BRZ Hugo Parisi 417.15
17 RUS Nikita Shleikher 415.75
18 GB Thomas Daley 403.25


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