Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

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Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sun Jul 24, 2016 12:54 pm

General thread for those quirky things :lol: :lol:

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Trampas » Sun Jul 24, 2016 3:08 pm

Russia will not receive a blanket ban from Rio 2016 following the country's doping scandal.

The International Olympic Committee will leave it up to individual sport's governing bodies to decide if Russian competitors are clean and should be allowed to take part.

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sun Jul 24, 2016 5:02 pm

http://olympicmedalspredictions.com/

Lets see how accurate they are...

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sun Jul 24, 2016 5:04 pm

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sun Jul 24, 2016 5:08 pm

Team GB official targets 47-79 medals and paralympics 113-165

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Trampas » Sun Jul 24, 2016 5:17 pm

Is that taking into account the Russian been there or not

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sun Jul 24, 2016 5:39 pm

It was put up 16th so doubt it

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Schlocky » Mon Jul 25, 2016 6:24 am

What I want to know is how many are England going to win.
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btw, we have our first kidnapping :lol:
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/new ... spartandhp

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Schlocky » Mon Jul 25, 2016 6:42 am

Olympic Village: Australian Team Will Not Use Athlete Housing at Rio Games, Citing Poor Conditions

The Australian Olympic Committee has chosen not to use housing in the Olympic Village due to problems including "blocked toilets, leaking pipes and exposed wiring," delegation head Kitty Chiller said.

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Trampas » Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:10 am

Schlocky wrote:Olympic Village: Australian Team Will Not Use Athlete Housing at Rio Games, Citing Poor Conditions

The Australian Olympic Committee has chosen not to use housing in the Olympic Village due to problems including "blocked toilets, leaking pipes and exposed wiring," delegation head Kitty Chiller said.


So they don't want to live like they were still at home

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Mon Jul 25, 2016 4:01 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36879349

But Rio Mayor Eduardo Paes responded to Australian criticism by saying the Village is "more beautiful" than Sydney for the 2000 Games and that he was about to put "a kangaroo jumping outside" to "make them feel at home"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby slarty » Mon Jul 25, 2016 4:37 pm

Trampas wrote:
Schlocky wrote:Olympic Village: Australian Team Will Not Use Athlete Housing at Rio Games, Citing Poor Conditions

The Australian Olympic Committee has chosen not to use housing in the Olympic Village due to problems including "blocked toilets, leaking pipes and exposed wiring," delegation head Kitty Chiller said.


So they don't want to live like they were still at home

The South Africans must have been there first by the sound of it

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:11 pm

kitty chiller :lol:

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:40 pm

Trampas wrote:Is that taking into account the Russian been there or not



http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36881326

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby viddleodge » Wed Jul 27, 2016 5:30 pm

the italians hired their own tradies to fix things up
argies also blowing the whistle on sabotaged plumbing - now that is credible

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Trampas » Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:25 pm

Plug to carry the flag

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:34 pm

Sir Bradley Wiggins has ruled himself out of being Team GB's flag bearer at the Rio Olympic Games opening ceremony. It is understood that Wiggins, 36, told British Cycling in July that the honour should go to a female.

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Olympic and Wimbledon champion Andy Murray has been chosen to carry the flag for Team GB at Friday's Rio 2016 opening ceremony.

:Trumpet: :Trumpet: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Trampas » Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:03 pm

Skateboarding, surfing and climbing are among five new sports confirmed for the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games.

Karate and baseball/softball have also been added by the International Olympic Committee.

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Crompton » Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:37 pm

Skateboarding :lol: :lol:

fk me, what next?
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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Yorkshire Exile » Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:59 pm

this place would be full of olympic athletes :Trumpet:

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Trampas » Fri Aug 05, 2016 8:06 pm

Does anyone really care about the Olympics this year. Men's 100m on at 2.30am

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:02 am

I will watch every single event from start to finish

Be rude not to

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:03 am

Opening Ceremony just started

They keep warning you that it is a bit low budget :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :titter:

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:04 am

First scene looks like a lot of dishwasher tablets bobbing about

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:28 am

To be fair you can see where the £1K budget has been spent :lol: :lol:

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:35 am

Groucho Marx rapper on :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:37 am

MC Sophie the 12 year old rapper

With a bint wearing massive pants :winners: :winners: :winners: :winners:

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:41 am

Loads of multi coloured ewoks

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:42 am

Some fat slag singing

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:42 am

Hopefully this will give those sleeping an accurate picture of the opening ceremony when they wake up :coffee2:

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:44 am

Fireworks (sparklers)

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:48 am

Got all serious now :OFFS:



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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Ianovich » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:51 am

That was it

fking total shit :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


1908 was better :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Schlocky » Sat Aug 06, 2016 4:17 am

woeful :monkey:

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Re: Rio Olympics 2016 Banter Thread

Postby Schlocky » Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:52 am

Australia tops the Medal table after day 1 :relaxed:


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